By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
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Tippssy 0

Pokedex Entry: Squirtle Type: Water Height: 6.5 inches Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot

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SnowByte 0

You're telling me that I share one of my nickname's with your bf's penis??? >.< Oh dear.

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_killnina 0

haha i think thats so caute (: i named my bf's sean ahaha

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Tippssy 0

Pokedex Entry: Squirtle Type: Water Height: 6.5 inches Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot

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hecuva 0

Haha, best comment ever! Very well done :D

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blameyourself 0

You win at life for this comment. Water Pump?

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exit_arsenic 0

you have just made my existence worthwhile dammit, i need to name my boyfriend's penis after a pokemon. i should never have given pokemon pearl back to my ex! -googles 'pokedex'-

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Intoxicunt 5

Yeah, seriously. I think I love you. That comment was ******* hilarious. All of these were. OP just started a nerdy, amusing convo. This made my day.

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UncleverName_FYL 0

LOL #21, OP you should have called her ****** vileplume Type: flower Element: bush Main attack: absorb

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ziqi92 0

well squirtle cant learn string shot...replace that with hydro pump still ROFL I LOVE UR GF OP!!!!!!! POKEMON FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sexy_chan 0

You are amazing. This has totally made my day. =] @OP: Keep her forever. That's awesome.

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clockworklolita 3

hahahah. absolutely excellent comment XD

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mclaxin1115 0

you are the king. world champion. of all time. they said that this year, pittsburgh is the city of champions for the steelers and penguins, but they haven't seen your hometown. you are the best!!!

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septemberlovebug 0

that is absolutely hilarious.. i just read this to my bf and he is cracking up, this made my night! :)

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laurentaylorbby 0

You are amazing.

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VenomSiphon 13

Trust me man, so many worse alternatives. Oddish, diglett, slowpoke, farfetch'd, grimer, ghastly. An awesome name would be ninetails or Lickitung : D

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callargh 0

The next time you're about to have sex, you should go "What? Squirtle is evolving!"

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