Transportation: Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving...

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML

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By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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By milkymoo - 30/05/2011 01:45 - Cyprus

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

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borntoperform 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:51

I guess she didn't think that one through...

djwilson50 3

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:52

Sounds like shes feeling insecure!

Comments

dansco 24

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:04

Is the mad bitch trying to kill you both?! She seriously has issues :(

LoveBenLinus 3

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:06

This made me giggle a lot.

Chixken 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:16

Your girlfriend is stupid

blueeyedwolf 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:18

It doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home.. That sucks OP.

grands138 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:21

Dump her before you wake up to find your girlfriend standing over you with a knife in one hand and your penis in the other.

ohmandapants 16

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:24

She freaked over an ad? That is way too ******* insecure. She could have killed you. She probably will. I think you need to seriously re-evaluate this relationship OP. Weigh the pros and cons of being with her and decide whether to stay or go. I personally wouldn't be able to deal with that.