Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
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Top comments
shadowedpixie 19
At least she respected you enough to tell you. A lot of girls would have just left you, and made you figure it out on your own when she started hitting on your sister. That would suck more, yes?
gracehi 33
Yes, I'm sure OP gets a raging boner thinking about his girlfriend having sex with his sister.
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Comments (91)
potatosareawesom 7
that is a sin for her
AlexiAwesome 10
If she's still with you, then she's not a lesbian, just bisexual. But if she's starting to question her sexuality, support her.
amifaiyaz 12
Hey, a lot of straight girls are into feminine features, keep your chin up.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Let her go. It's better to know this sooner than later.
CoDmastaThe1st 7
I'd let them two go at it.
Megan639 16
Double whammy.
Kk_Waylen24 21
Wouldn't that make her bi? If she likes you and your sister?
anon669 5
at least she's honest..
NameInvalid 9
That sucks
pnutbutternjelly 15
On the he bright side, lots of girls these days love pretty boys, so you probably won't have much trouble finding a new girlfriend.