Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
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Top comments
shadowedpixie 19
At least she respected you enough to tell you. A lot of girls would have just left you, and made you figure it out on your own when she started hitting on your sister. That would suck more, yes?
gracehi 33
Yes, I'm sure OP gets a raging boner thinking about his girlfriend having sex with his sister.
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Comments (91)
rivaraven 35
I look kind of girly and my voice isn't the manliest.. maybe my boyfriend is straight *gasps* Gotta ask him.
shaww 28
Hey everyone OP here! (I wasn't signed in when I wrote the FML). My ex-girlfriend indeed is a lesbian and wants my sister. I'm a teen, in that awkward pre-puberty stage which is why she thought I had lady-like features (ex: chubby face, high voice) and she said that was the only reason she was able to be with me. It was pretty hurtful, I never thought of myself as a girl, but she broke the news in a way I didn't feel too bad. I read the comments and some of them were off where some were right on. It gave me a good laugh and some time to heal from the breakup :)
iamthunder 4
At least now there's a chance of a threesome happening!
nishantvas 13
Well atleast your partner didn't sleep with your sister !! :D
Gpro67 9
Three way!!!!
skyeyez9 25
Sounds like OP is Justin Bieber.
icepick23 12
Hot threesome on the way...
StEpHiE1226 12
Us lesbians are coming out at an alarming rate. GAY POWER!!! Sorry op
Soluxis 17
What a bitch. It sounds incredibly cruel, stringing you along like that. Try and find yourself a straight girlfriend this time, man. Preferably one that's not a horrible piece of work like the last.
ulquiorra102 10
Well that's only slightly awkward.