Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
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Top comments
shadowedpixie 19
At least she respected you enough to tell you. A lot of girls would have just left you, and made you figure it out on your own when she started hitting on your sister. That would suck more, yes?
gracehi 33
Yes, I'm sure OP gets a raging boner thinking about his girlfriend having sex with his sister.
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Comments (91)
onorexveritas 24
that's no excuse. I hope you dumped her.
clueless05 12
I think she dumped him...
Alicestraza 33
I really hope you're not going to stay with her. You should dump her and let your sister know.
mccrightp 29
Lol! I just can't see myself helping my sister get with my now ex-girlfriend!
BellaBelle_fml 23
I think they meant that OP should inform his sister of the situation to warn her. Rather than to help his, hopefully now ex, girlfriend get with her.
BadApple88 29
Ouch thats more than one low blow
Bakarra 22
Yea, if I had to choose, I'd say it was a couple...
kyu_Q 19
One for each nut. Ba- dum ....no?
Bakarra 22
It's a couple because of #14s comment, gotta keep up boyo
mackdeezy 22
It goes downhill when she starts hanging out with your sister for "girl time" I'm afraid.
WrongRomance 11
This reminds me of Ross and Carol on Friends. After they get married he figures out she is a lesbian because she refuses sex with him and spends a lot of time with her female friend XD
Caribbeankid14 10
I just pray for his sake that his sister isn't a lesbian too...
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
Wow. What an uncomfortable situation for you. I mean, nothing against her sexuality, but it seems to me that she was using you to be close to your sister and to hide the fact that she's lesbian from other people (her parents, for example).
redbandit9877 12
Sorry OP, but there isn't really an easy way to break the news to a guy you are dating that you're into girls. I tried to do it nicely and you get a lot of either angry remarks or very dumb questions, neither are fun. I don't think she went about that in the right way though.
RedPillSucks 33
dumb questions > angry remarks
revieced 13
It's all her fault for dating him in the first place.
kabza 13
the fact that you look and sound like a girl is more of an FML than her having a crush on your sister..
lincolnick4 19
Ouch
sikunt89_fml 16
I feel sorry for you. But hopefully you have a good sister and she doesn't start dating her... that would be awkward.