Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
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Top comments
shadowedpixie 19
At least she respected you enough to tell you. A lot of girls would have just left you, and made you figure it out on your own when she started hitting on your sister. That would suck more, yes?
gracehi 33
Yes, I'm sure OP gets a raging boner thinking about his girlfriend having sex with his sister.
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Comments (91)
ctlnaaia71 8
Eeewwwww!
BellaBelle_fml 23
You're eeewwwww!
woiz 11
in your face !
Caltech 12
Why so long you cant find your girlfriend is a lesbian？？？？
moonwing 17
we don't know the whole story.. they could've been dating for a short period of time, she could be hiding it because of her family, or until she felt comfortable enough to maybe move in on his sister. we just don't know all the details
Caltech 12
got it. u r right
Not_Impressed13 9
Chances of a 3some just went up
thatsdndn1 19
Take it easy .. At least she told you!
jujuroxursox 15
Well maybe u can get her to be bi? FYL indeed, sorry that she thinks u r feminine but some girls like that (not only lesbians)! Now the question on everyone's mind: what does your sister think of ur girlfriend? Well it's on my mind at least cx
iloveshannon15 6
You can't just get someone to "be" bi dumbass. They are who they are and nothing will change that. She probably felt bad for him. Stupid men.
nanxi 30
Ouch triple whammy!
nanxi 30
"Oh hey, sis, I just wanted to ask you: do you like [insert gf's name here]?" "Sure? She seems like a nice person and she treats you all right... Why?" "No, I meant LIKE like..."
mlay 7
uh oh but this totally made me laugh, sorry!!
vladimirnabokov 15
:( that is very unfortunate OP. being gay myself, I wouldn't ever date a man to get close to his sister. I know I wouldn't want a "lesbian" to date me to get closer to my brother if she thought he was "hot" or whatever. Some people don't have regard for the feelings of others. I hope you feel better soon OP