By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:49

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Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
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UH60 26

Are you by chance the same guy that 'accidentally' slipped into the wrong hole yesterday?

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Steve95401 49

Make sure to sleep on your back or on your side facing her. Also, be careful about bending over in the shower to pick up your soap off the floor.

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UH60 26

Are you by chance the same guy that 'accidentally' slipped into the wrong hole yesterday?

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YouEatDiarrhea 13

I was wondering the same thing when I read this

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apineapple 40

And then possibly she went looking for a *****, encountering a children's toy store on the way.

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hipposteve 21

lmao! she's ******* with you! it's (hopefully) a joke.

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blackman100 20

Yeah, it's all fun and games until someone wakes up with a ***** in their ass.

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quackImapenguin 16

Could just as easily be waiting for you to fall asleep so she can use the ***** on herself without being bothered.

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nillawafer13 13

OP, have you tried talking to her? Like, not immediately dismissing her kink, but explaining to her why you don't want to do it? She might listen if you do!! And if not... well then I agree, **** your life :P

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LoZelda123 20

The fact that she's waiting for you to fall asleep is what makes this really disturbing... FYL OP I recommend running faaaaaaar away

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DaRito 25

Just sleep on your back and you'll be fine

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gersfan8 15

Did she try to buy it at a children's toy store?

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