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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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By Surfinbird09 - 20/12/2009 12:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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By Terminator101101 - 30/05/2013 23:06 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

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Weird timing

By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 22:44 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML

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coyotemk11 3

Friday 22 October 2010 9:03

it could of been sent from someone elses phone. you can log into facebook from anyones phone.

sabinob 1

Friday 22 October 2010 9:05

She could of posted it from her IPod. If you do post something to facebook it says from iPhone even though it is an iPod.

Comments

DeadHeadHunt3r 3

Monday 31 October 2011 14:37

you do realise Facebook for iphone is what it always sais if your on a iPod touch or iPhone??

M0MMYJ0HNS0N 0

Friday 11 November 2011 20:06

If she told yuh to stop calling and texting because she "lost" her phone.. Then that shows it all right there that she had her phone in order to know that yuh was callin and texting. Haha what a bitch.

fogrunner 13

Wednesday 23 November 2011 17:03

No, because maybe he normally called and texted her all the time.

cheekyterier 13

Wednesday 16 November 2011 2:36

She's a keeper

RAUN 8

Wednesday 16 November 2011 15:47

/sarcasm on: What I really like about the Iphone is that no one who borrows mine can use it to post something on Facebook. /sarcasm off: I'd listen to what she asks.

obri98 10

Tuesday 19 February 2013 21:08

How did she know u were calling and texting her....if she didnt have her phone

jamiennessey 3

Saturday 12 April 2014 18:16

Its funny how everybody is saying "it could have been sent from someone else's phone".... Guys use common sense, how would she have known that he was texting/calling her if she "lost" her phone? Nobody says STOP CALLING OR TEXTING ME CAUSE I LOST MY PHONE, no usually people say "i lost my phone so I wont be able to text you". Common. Sense. Look at all sides!