Love: Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting...

By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 455

You deserved it 4 662

Father's Day: Daddy Chicken or Daddy Wet Hen?
Stories of extraordinary fathers, sometimes awkward but always hilarious. A family read! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 761

You deserved it 5 870

Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 401

You deserved it 3 091

By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 872

You deserved it 8 691

By Surfinbird09 - 20/12/2009 12:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 754

You deserved it 4 075

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 731

You deserved it 3 615

By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 248

You deserved it 3 911

By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 626

You deserved it 2 979

By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 445

You deserved it 3 175

By Terminator101101 - 30/05/2013 23:06 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 889

You deserved it 9 151

Weird timing

By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 22:44 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 910

You deserved it 4 515

coyotemk11 3

Friday 22 October 2010 9:03

it could of been sent from someone elses phone. you can log into facebook from anyones phone.

sabinob 1

Friday 22 October 2010 9:05

She could of posted it from her IPod. If you do post something to facebook it says from iPhone even though it is an iPod.

Comments

kimberlyann18 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 11:22

it says that when I update my Facebook. but I have an itouch and it pops up as iPhone so she's probably not lying lol

fml98kevin 4

Saturday 29 January 2011 7:27

could be from iPod touch

co0ki3monster 1

Thursday 3 March 2011 18:33

I this girlfriend of yours blonde? (:

anonymous1818 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 6:41

yeahh could be from ipod touch stupid.

balex_fml 0

Friday 18 March 2011 1:30

or an iPod touch

dancer010 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 6:28

it was probs sent from her ipod

monkeyybabez 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 8:17

Youu Knw Youu It Says That With iPod Touchh Also Righhht

mlia172 0

Friday 22 April 2011 15:43

iPod touch also says that.

Bubblz1233 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 4:40

It says that even if its from an iPod, it's not just for iPhones(:

jk9037 0

Monday 16 May 2011 23:13

it could've been updated from her I-pod touch . I have one, and whenever I update my status, that's what it says underneath .

Keywords

Instagram Love Social Media Money Shopping AITA Awkward Anxiety Intimacy Sex Health Wanker DIY Relatable Kids Weather Miscellaneous Cars Work Embarrassing Transportation Jealousy Family Vacation Cute Language Students Education Parents First Dates

The Top

Here's the latest video from our friends at 10secondtraumas.com, enjoy! Kay Akana, co-founder of 10secondtraumas.com, is also a stand-up comedian in LA. Do go and check out her performances, she did manage to make us lot laugh! ...

I agree, your life sucks 1

You deserved it 12

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 982

You deserved it 1 629

The Top

Today, my boyfriend diagnosed me with scoliosis. During doggystyle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 815

You deserved it 86

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 050

You deserved it 2 568

Today, I got a missed call from a job that I really really want. I completely forgot that my answer machine message was a ridiculous and rude poem that I recorded previously when I was drunk. Somehow I don't think I'll be getting a call back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 084

You deserved it 39 622

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 545

You deserved it 4 993

Today, I have polymyositis. A muscle disease. Pretty advanced. I'm only able to work a few hours a week. In 2018 my roommate assaulted me in a drunken blackout. My boss moved me into her windowless garage. She and her husband run a catering business. They steal card tips, and cheat on their taxes. I have nowhere else to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 560

You deserved it 79

Today, it's the Halloween after my wife and I moved into a predominantly Muslim neighborhood. We waited for three hours with a big bowl of Snickers, before the restaurant owner downstairs told us no one would come because Muslims don’t celebrate Halloween. FML

I agree, your life sucks 544

You deserved it 855

Same thing different taste

Easy fix

Weird timing

Top comments

Comments