Dogs and Animals: Splashed out

Splashed out

By El Boz - 22/02/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

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By PrinceOfBritain - 14/05/2015 02:41 - United States - Chesapeake

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By Rick - 14/03/2010 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML

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By Anon - 11/09/2023 17:00 - New Zealand

Today, while on a nature hike with friends. I tried to take a selfie at the edge of a cliff with the majestic view as a backdrop, but I slipped and dropped my phone. It's now RIP (resting in pieces) at the bottom of a ravine. FML

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By Jammy238 - 01/02/2010 05:27 - France

Today, I was taking my dogs for a walk, then it started to rain, and the wind went mad. I ran for cover in the trees near a bridge, slipped and fell into a river. I was soaking wet and my boots were full of water. Then to get back out of the river, I had to use stinging nettles as hand holds. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retrieve it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 17:18 - United States - Birmingham

Today, a few weeks after teaching my dog to fetch my phone and drop it in my lap, he decided to do it spontaneously. Too bad I was in the bath at the time. There goes a $300 phone. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2023 07:30

Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML

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By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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interventions 1

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:11

ahahahahahaha good job buddy

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:30

too bad your dog didn't go after it.

Comments

interventions 1

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:11

ahahahahahaha good job buddy

harryman04 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 7:29

YDI for being a dumbfuck

Gibby_fml 0

Friday 26 March 2010 20:05

hahaha. dont you wish your dog would fetch your phone? lol

just_laugh_along 0

Friday 9 April 2010 5:26

And what answer did the stick give you?

Lukee 0

Monday 28 June 2010 13:12

huge necro, but I lold so hard at this

nicospec 1

Tuesday 8 February 2011 16:08

Now that's what I call a 'dropped call'.

D_zero 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:19

Tht sucks. Wen u spoke to the stick i guess it didnt register tht noone spoke back lol.

anonymous100000 17

Sunday 5 April 2015 4:43

pls lern how too spel

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:30

too bad your dog didn't go after it.

epic_fail_whoa 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 21:44

Sounds exactly what I'd do. I feel for you.

alwaysalady 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 21:46

He probably has a water dog, like a lab or something. But that sucks hardcore, dude.

sensual_kidney 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 22:11

LOL just how uncoordinated are you? rofl epic fail hopefully the dog retrieved it

mikeyellenlee 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 22:26

Were you high?

MrAbstinence69 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:07

sounds like a neuro disorder, you should probably see doctor

SarahHach 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:24

SOMEONE has dyslexia.

lolfood 24

Sunday 27 January 2013 0:04

What does that have to do with anything?

omga 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:25

I will do this one day, I know

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