By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

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Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML
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AH1Zviper 15

That was pretty shelfish in my opinion.

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eaglerob 20

That's your future wife right there; embrace the chaos

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ostfaiz 18

FYL Op coz she is having extra managerial qualities!!!

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mikaellikestacos 14

Still got sexy pics

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sempisaviour 17

FYL. She gave you the wrong idea eh?

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Omniprism 14

It's funny cause I would never think to flaunt my feminine wiles to get a man to do something, I just ******* ask. Tell her next time don't be so misleading and just ask.

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schwaka 17

Some women can't express anything. My 7 year marriage failed partly because my ex wife tried to hint and waited for me to read her mind instead of opening her mouth and speaking. I was horrible at taking hints when I met her, and I always will be. She chose to open her mouth to her new boyfriend during our divorce instead of saying something to me, where it actually would have made a difference.

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xikiri 1

Sounds like a manipulator, dude. Ditch the bitch.

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mellyski 25

Trickster of a wee lady isn't she. Send her photos of a bouquet of flowers and romantic candles, ask her to come over. Then get her to cook you dinner while you watch a game, be sure to fart a lot too

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StarkWolf_fml 23

that was just cold as the ice bucket challenge lol

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worldclassrager 39

That's one way to get things accomplished

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RedPillSucks 31

You both deserve it. Her for using sex to manipulate you, and you for being so easily manipulated. Perhaps if you had a better more wholesome relationship she would just come out and ask for assistance instead of manipulate.

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askullnamedbilly 33

Easily manipulated? If someone I was going out with sent me sexy pictures and asked me to come over, I'd assume I was getting laid too. Since, you know, that's usually what happens in that kind of situation. I'm sure he won't fall for it again, but you can't fault him for not immediately assuming his partner was trying to trick him into doing housework.

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pessimistprime 4

Next time she asks you to do something, say,"Only for a *******." Dont keep saying it after that one time, though. She'll probably leave you.

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