Drizl

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Up and coming moderator
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I moderated this!
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Socialite
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The rules are the rules
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Checking you out
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Night owl
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Inception
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I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
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Judgmental
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

6%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

22%
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

67%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

5%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

2%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

10%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

52%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%

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Drizl's favorite FMLs

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By douglisk1994 - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 00:07 / United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By confused / Friday 27 February 2015 03:07 / United States - Milwaukee

Today, I had to babysit my 7-year-old niece while my brother bought Christmas presents. After he left, she walked up to me and said in a very dark voice, "I'm gonna make you hate children!" Now my apartment looks like a bomb site. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Che_likes_you / Friday 12 December 2014 15:15 / Australia - Melbourne

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it