Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a...

By badluckdrew - 01/05/2009 14:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

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By Tucker - 18/11/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

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By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML

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Get back here!

By frenchie12 - 24/03/2019 02:00

Today, I hooked up with a girl. The condom fell off when I pulled out. When the girl left, I couldn't find it. I saw my roommate cat's with it, so I chased him and he escaped. My roommate now wants to kill me. She found the condom on her bed and doesn't believe me. I might have to move out. FML

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Great start to the day

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 20:00

Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML

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Rushed

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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By ash - 04/01/2011 21:09 - United States

Today, was my boyfriends last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then ran up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught on her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML

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Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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Keep the peace

By Anonymous - 02/10/2020 18:02 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my girlfriend accidentally put rubbish in the neighbour's bin. Then the old lady took all the rubbish out and threw it on the floor. I came out and tried to calm the situation, but then my girlfriend ran downstairs and tipped her cat food and cat milk bowls over. FML

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Missing

By Anon - 04/08/2013 05:36 - Australia - Perth

Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML

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By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

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ProfoundNonsense 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:03

How did your cat get a hold of it? I guess stop leaving them around like that. *shrugs*

poison29 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:05

ew, poor cat

Comments

justanotherhuman 21

Monday 6 July 2009 7:56

YDI... I have an issue with where the used condom and cat... ah, "meet" in this equation. What were you doing with the used ones that allowed the *cat* to get a hold of them? I mean... I have fetishes f'in Star Trek couldn't explain, but I'm having serious trouble with this one.

xo_shaawnna 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 23:45

Today, I was just walking around the house like any other day when I found this weird round rubber thing. It looked fun to chew so I thought I'd try it out. I accidentally swallowed it and ended up choking. I don't have the intelligence to know that it was a used condom which is totally nasty but if I did, I'd be posting on here. FML

TornRagDoll 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:22

That sucks for the poor kitty.. but the people saying udi for not disposing of it properly... even if it was wrapped in the trash a cat could get it.. and you should never flush condoms... bad idea.

ZakiyahKiki 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 2:15

cats gay?

Cjw1220 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 7:21

Semen

frank678 7

Thursday 21 April 2011 7:14

the cat must've thought it was milk.

Fakeddd 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 7:44

******* cats.

jbloc86 4

Monday 19 September 2011 6:53

My dog did this. went into the garbage and left it on the couch!

kei1108 13

Friday 13 January 2012 15:32

It's really disrespectful to have sex while you are still living in the parents house. I mean, that parent provides everything you need: food, water, electricity, clothes, housing, affection, etc.! And yet you choose to still defy her rules! Seriously?!