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Anonymous Ottawa, Canada

Today, I was cleaning out my little sister's bedroom as she moved out and left a huge mess. I found her wearable vibrator. FML

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whiskey'swino 15

I'm sure it is a bigger loss to her than the bit of your brain you need to scrub.

Did you mail it to her?

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they have vibrators you can wear?

It’s called a strap-on.

Wearable vibrators?

Did you mail it to her?

blightsight 10

Did you want it? You filthy brony.

You seriously need to work on controlling your anger. That’s no way to act upon seeing a simple joke. You’ll find yourself in trouble once you become an adult if you continue to make unprovoked insults like that.

Turn it into a wearable butt plug!

Oh honey... Welcome to the world of sex.. It's called strap-on..

EinVoegelein 8

How do you know that? There are more wearable vibrators than just strap-ons.

Did it still work?

whiskey'swino 15

I'm sure it is a bigger loss to her than the bit of your brain you need to scrub.

Nice 👌😂 Did you try it out?

Rule #87 in life: Never “try out” your family’s sex toys.

Yeah you just sell them to perverts on craigslist

Like a strap on that vibrates? Or like a vibe you walk around with all day?