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By Anon - 01/05/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I had woken up very excited to celebrate my 21st birthday. I rolled over in bed and asked my boyfriend if we could go out to the park to have a picnic, considering the lovely weather. He looked up at me and said, "You wish I loved you that much." He rolled back over and slept until 3pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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By sadinmass - 13/11/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML

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By IHateMyLife - 01/02/2021 08:01

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By mylifesucks - 18/04/2009 07:20 - Netherlands

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 01:29 - United States

Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friend and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML

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By nicegirl08 - 20/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

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By Deaf Dumb & Blonde - 01/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 12:48 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, it's my birthday. I worked late, so I was looking forward to spending a quiet evening with my husband. When he suggested we go grocery shopping, I got excited thinking he had organized a surprise party or something. He actually just took me grocery shopping. FML

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brazillianbabe 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:00

I would dump his bootie in a heartbeat. If he cant do something nice for your birthday now, and has the audacity to say that now, he will only get worse with time. You can do so much better. Happy 21st :)

log1k 3

Friday 1 May 2009 20:01

kick his ass out of bed and make him take you to the park, its your day. :)

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brazillianbabe 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:00

fsebastianslife 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:07

so? ur 21! go get wasted at some club snd have angry, drunken revenge sex with some guy u dnt kno! thts tje best kind there is xD

actionwaters 3

Tuesday 23 March 2010 16:05

I agree. or just kick him out. less STD/pregnancy risk

Clare420 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 9:47

I would have dumped him and gone to a bar

Whispra 5

Sunday 12 March 2017 3:43

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Friday 1 May 2009 20:00

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log1k 3

Friday 1 May 2009 20:01

kick his ass out of bed and make him take you to the park, its your day. :)

rukusrazor 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:04

Well, I understand wanting to sleep til 3, I do it a lot. However I'm up nightly til like 6am. However it was a very special day. He's a complete ass. Start off your 21st with a new man.

BehindTheseEyes 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:05

Did you already pick out a gift for yourself? If not you need to give yourself a treat and a new boyfriend.

samannham 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:06

Dump his ass. Or just go have fun without him with other guys ;)

poison29 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:06

i would have dumped him just for saying that. oh, and why did you have to "ask" your boyfriend? it's your birthday. just say you're going to the park.