By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom
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lmao everyone masturbate i dont care what anyone says girl guys your mom your dad everyone... that pretty girl in your class you think is so hot..... that mysterious cool dude you girls like.... she or he masturbates too... we all do it get over its what we do ask someone whats better then sex....... nothin lol the second best thing is jerkin for guys and girls rubbin clockwise and counterclock wise!
Oh, ha ha ha! it's sooooooo funny because obviously since I don't jerk it like a deranged monkey, I must be some ninny, flower-picking little girl, unlike you, who by comparison are a strong, awesome manly man who loves bacon and fucking and who frequently accidentally impales women with your gargantuan penis! It all makes sense now!
Chfanfiction, please grow up. I don't know any boys who don't do it. They all openly admit to it. And unlike you, they're all calm and laid back. Perhaps, because you don't say hello to your little fellow very often, you've got lots of pent up stress that needs releasing? Seriously, judging by your nickname, you're into some kind of man on man manga stuff, so just go whack one out and stop complaining at people for wanking.
Sounds like he is getting defensive to me, like he does it all the time but doesnt want anyone to know... Just saying... It was once said there are 2 kinds of people in this world... Those who masterbate and liars... hehe... Oh and apparently it keeps sperm healthy if guys masterbate, kinda an out with the old in with the new lol... lowers the chance of some genetic diseases or mutations...
The name is pretty convoluted, it really doesn't have much to do with anything. The reason I'm acting like this is because I'm tired of being made fun of for not doing something just because others do. To be honest, if i want to relieve stress I'm going to read a book. Something not penis-related, thank you.
#12 Anyone who relies solely on the pill is an idiot. The pill is not as effective as pill + condom, and offers no protection against STDs. In b4 "my boyfriend has no STDs", you can never be sure what he's been up to when you aren't with him. If he won't use a condom with you, he probably doesn't with other girls either.
#49, it amazes me that you're the only one to mention that. Granted, they're not married, but really, nowadays it's not as big of a deal, and the OP did say that his girlfriend couldn't have gotten pregnant, but we didn't know that. People seem to forget that sex is not just for recreation. Some people WANT to get pregnant. It's not supposed to be a "side effect" you try to avoid.
You do know no form of birth control is 100% effective, the implants can slip or malfunction, even on the pill it is best to use a condom because they too have a failure rate. How do you know your boyfriend doesn't have any STDs? Did you take his word for it or get him tested? Do you get tested regularly? It may seem like you don't trust him to continually have him get tested, but so what? People can cheat and you are being practical and safe.
i don't know one man/guy that doesn't masturbate
Couldn't you just jizz into tissue papers?