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By SimpleSimon - / Wednesday 1 July 2009 00:14 / United Kingdom
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  fmlbiach  |  6

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  Chfanfiction  |  7

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  Mnemic  |  7

@Chfanfiction. Its pretty healty do it so every day. It lowers the chance of getting prostate cancer. I do it every day, keep my hormones under control else I might get hard on embarrassing moments. :-o

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  Chfanfiction  |  7

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  Chfanfiction  |  7

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lmao everyone masturbate i dont care what anyone says girl guys your mom your dad everyone... that pretty girl in your class you think is so hot..... that mysterious cool dude you girls like.... she or he masturbates too... we all do it get over its what we do ask someone whats better then sex....... nothin lol the second best thing is jerkin for guys and girls rubbin clockwise and counterclock wise!

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  Chfanfiction  |  7

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  Chfanfiction  |  7

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  OMGQueenB  |  7

Chfanfiction, please grow up. I don't know any boys who don't do it. They all openly admit to it. And unlike you, they're all calm and laid back. Perhaps, because you don't say hello to your little fellow very often, you've got lots of pent up stress that needs releasing? Seriously, judging by your nickname, you're into some kind of man on man manga stuff, so just go whack one out and stop complaining at people for wanking.

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  marryme_fml  |  7

Sounds like he is getting defensive to me, like he does it all the time but doesnt want anyone to know... Just saying... It was once said there are 2 kinds of people in this world... Those who masterbate and liars... hehe... Oh and apparently it keeps sperm healthy if guys masterbate, kinda an out with the old in with the new lol... lowers the chance of some genetic diseases or mutations...

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  Chfanfiction  |  7

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  SimpleSimon  |  7

Dude people aren't making fun of you because you claim you don't masturbate, they're making fun of you because you flew off the handle and went on a tirade about deranged monkeys

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  Chfanfiction  |  7

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  ninjacapo  |  7

lol i know a few. but mostly everybody does. today a few of my friends and i had a conversation wit some chicks about masturebating, cocks, and related subjects. lol tht was interesting

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  tommyfox  |  7

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  tx_beast  |  7

Really? It's for 'N00bs'? Because I'm pretty sure any guy that calls anybody 'n00bs' because they masturbate is either gay or too caught up in playing MW3

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  dyld921  |  12

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Coming from someone named "HeWhoEatsAll" why don't you just eat your own cum? Personally, I let it fly and wipe it up when I'm done. A condom when you masturbate seems stupid. It eliminates all of the sensation.

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  starflake  |  12

It's not unsafe if she's on a contraception like the pill, the injection or the implant. Also, they may know neither of them have any STI's. My boyfriend and I don't use condoms as I'm on the implant and neither of us have any STI's.

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  ElMundio87  |  12

#12 Anyone who relies solely on the pill is an idiot. The pill is not as effective as pill + condom, and offers no protection against STDs. In b4 "my boyfriend has no STDs", you can never be sure what he's been up to when you aren't with him. If he won't use a condom with you, he probably doesn't with other girls either.

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  starflake  |  12

We've been together for 4 years and it was both our decision to not use condoms, it wasn't just HIS decision. And we both trust each other. Plenty of couples don't use condoms.

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  TysonFawlay  |  12

What? If he doesn't use a condom with you he doesn't with other girls? He's not supposed to be with other girls, and why wouldn't he use a condom with them if he did? That would be retarded. Besides, condoms ruin the feeling and the pill is way safer than just a condom anyway.

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  jjenniferr05  |  12

The girl he was having an affair with might not use the pill.. But using the pill instead of condoms is more effective than condoms alone, And why use condom and pill, when condoms can lessen the feeling.

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  Stahn  |  12

#49, it amazes me that you're the only one to mention that. Granted, they're not married, but really, nowadays it's not as big of a deal, and the OP did say that his girlfriend couldn't have gotten pregnant, but we didn't know that. People seem to forget that sex is not just for recreation. Some people WANT to get pregnant. It's not supposed to be a "side effect" you try to avoid.

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  vanaathiel  |  12

You're just assuming that this guy, who you don't know, is cheating. Lighten up, if she trusts then that should be good enough, it just sounds like your looking to upset someone.

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  Sasha__Love  |  12

You do know no form of birth control is 100% effective, the implants can slip or malfunction, even on the pill it is best to use a condom because they too have a failure rate. How do you know your boyfriend doesn't have any STDs? Did you take his word for it or get him tested? Do you get tested regularly? It may seem like you don't trust him to continually have him get tested, but so what? People can cheat and you are being practical and safe.

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  frakkin  |  12

You're way too paranoid. Why would you date someone who you always think could be cheating? As well, condoms have a higher fail rate than the pill or implants.

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  Sasha__Love  |  12

But the chance that they would fail at the exact same time is slim to nill. That's why I use both forms of birth control. It's not so much cheating, either, though it is a possiblity, but some dissases don't show up right away, everyone should be tested for STDs regularly.

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  xTIGERxLILYx  |  12

Yeah, plus, why even buy condoms if he's not using them for anything productive, like protecting the both of them from disease or making sure girlfriend-on-the-killer-fail-proof-birth-control doesn't get pregnant.

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  T_X_P  |  12

As #14 said, I was kidding. However, "safe sex", by definition, means safe from diseases and infections. Condoms are the only method that provides such safety. If you think otherwise, I strongly suggest that you re-enroll in 7th grade sex ed class and try to learn something this time.

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