Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML
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Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
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aliaskis 3
No cavity search? You're getting off easy.
Jakesterk96 8
If your girl's worth, it's worth it.
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Comments (155)
whitecloud197 0
Hahaha That totally sucks
brianfantana32 10
Sounds like second grade, but with sex
Lehk 9
why don't you have a seat over there......
heyred 11
His house - his rules.
ILEIKGURLS 0
You're lucky he didn't rip your dick off, shove it up your ass, put it in a blender, then video tape you drinking it. Happen to me once. Tastes like chicken!
cash_monkey72 9
Better than getting shot.
cheyennebranch 0
I know how this feels.
Shadow_Phantom 26
I don't get why parents are in so much of a huff over something like this. FYL.
dragynfyre 4
because parents will always be worried about their teenage daughters. its a simple fact. i have 3 daughters and my rules about sex are simple. if you feel you must, be safe, I pay for her birth control, and make sure she has condoms. I know she's going to have sex, she's 17 after all. but I want her safe. I'm not ready to be a grandmother.
JeterArmy 0
U obviously don't know how Marine dads are
Shadow_Phantom 26
No, I had a stepdad who was. Biggest jerkass I've ever met. :| And yeah, they should be safe obviously when they have sex, but I don't feel like consensual sexual acts should be punished.
mommapanda 0
104/333-Parents are in a huff over fooling ariund naked/ having sex usually when their child/ren are under age and still living at home. In the case of this FML, we aren't given how old OP or his girlfriend are, but given "Marine Dad's" reaction, I'd say they're still in high school. That said, high school needs to be a time of planning out what you are going to be when you grow up, planning on going to college to accomplish becoming what you want to be when you "grow up," and not having to "give it all up" because a "whoopsies, we're having a baby because we weren't careful and we're not ready for this." Parents want to know their children are mature before they have children so it's not a "kids are raising kids" thing. It also comes down to a respect issue.
puertoricanjoy 6
You are CLEARLY not a parent.
CasiLG 17
What is the matter with all these guys thinking they can get away with having sex with military daughters?
jomo111 5
Hey at least he's not a seal or he woulda gone all seal team six on you...
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
They got shot down...
GypsyRover 0
Finally,a half way responsible parent. If I caught a kid messing around with my daughter I would do to him with a plunger what he did to my daughter.
downtime 12
...So you're a psychotic idiot? If you have a daughter someone will do that to her. You know, like you did to your wife to create your daughter in the first place you hypocritical dick.
ILEIKGURLS 0
I think I love you ^
DocBastard 38
Downtime, it's called being a father. There's nothing hypocritical about wanting to protect your daughter. I say the same thing about mine. Get your head out of your ass.
downtime 12
No theres nothing hypocritical about acting violently towards someone who is doing the exact same thing you yourself have done. Having a reason for hypocrisy doesn't suddenly make it no longer hypocritical. By the way, its called living in the real world. Your daughter is going to have sex at some stage, learn to deal with it.
alexxss_fml 10
Yea but 215 he made it seem like she's getting raped. Which is not the situation.
bobnojio 5
Up the butt? What kind of daughter do you HAVE?