Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML
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Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
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aliaskis 3
No cavity search? You're getting off easy.
Jakesterk96 8
If your girl's worth, it's worth it.
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Comments (155)
randomkayx3 11
Oh, not all marines are douches. This guy is just crazy.
Maldaps1 0
Man up and just tell him your both adults and can do as you please. If this is not the case and your both minors then i retract my previous statement
grannygruber 6
Quit complaining, you're lucky to be getting off so easily!
Webslinger66 10
How can anyone say he deserved this one? That sucks dude!!!
DriftnuT 0
Mr. Marine: "OP, do you know how it feels to kill a man with your bare hands?" OP: "Ummm.....no." Me. Marine: "Me neither, I wore gloves"
jbrooks15 0
Go Marine Corps!!
JeterArmy 0
Oorah
sharpshot380 0
Oooooooooooooooooooooh. he is mad.
Raooka 6
Because I believe in equality, I switch genders around on posts to see what everyone would think in that situation. Imagine if a girl posted an FML where her boyfriend's marine mother walked in on them having sex and made them hang out only under parental supervision, and made the girlfriend sign in and out on a clipboard. You wouldn't be telling the girl that she's lucky that her genitals weren't mutilated, or that she wasn't assaulted because of the marine mother being overprotective.
Enemy_Tank 2
Be advised, in all honesty I would have been the one to say she would. Marines are Marines, not male female Marines, over.
Posey_fml 7
True. Everyone would be calling him a mummy's boy, probably. I don't agree with the Marine dad anyway. Being that protective to the point she can't have sex (providing they're both of age to) and seeing every guy who dates her as an enemy is unhealthy.
downtime 12
128 Men and women are held to a different standard and always will be. Gender equality cannot exist, but there will be paradigm shifts every now and then - unfortunately not within our lifetime I dare say. My penis was created in the wrong era...
brun12 1
My Marine husband would not be even that nice if that happened with one of our daughters. I think you'd be dead
Knerys 0
Hey that's what yea get when u **** with u.s mutha f**ckin marines lol it's ALOT nicer then what any other marine would do! Semper fi!