Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML
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Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
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aliaskis 3
No cavity search? You're getting off easy.
Jakesterk96 8
If your girl's worth, it's worth it.
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Comments (155)
kayC7 0
Next time you guys better keep the activities PG.
cassiebear7652 7
"Uhhh, Were just playing in our Birthday Suits!"
GoW_Chick 14
Oh come on, you had know something like this was going to happen when you date a Marine's daughter, at least he didn't show you the many ways he can kill a man.
withered 30
Maybe OP doesn't like to stereotype people and didn't thought that just because her father is a marine he would be a lunatic.
xSorry_fml 10
Have her come to/at your house.
ChelseaRaeS 7
You should just be thankful that's all he did
Mr_west27 7
Dump her
ThatGuyRory 9
You're an idiot.
emogirl88 2
That sucks
heyyy464 1
I was expecting something like " he saw us fooling around. Now I'm in the hospital."
ILoveTabz 0
Just get her to sneak out.
KnucklesDeep 5
Tell him to **** off.
DocBastard 38
Telling a father to **** off when he finds you naked with his daughter is idiotic. Telling this to a father who is a marine is akin to suicide.
JeterArmy 0
U don't tell a Marine to **** off, u may think ur a badass, but tell me how much a badass u r when u choking on ur teeth
NostalgiaFreak9 41
Why don't you try it first, and tell us what it's like to be on the verge of death if you're lucky enough to survive.