Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML
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Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
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aliaskis 3
No cavity search? You're getting off easy.
Jakesterk96 8
If your girl's worth, it's worth it.
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Comments (155)
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
So your girlfriends dad is a marine and you are worried about not being able to bang her?
pepper477 6
hey, it could be worse and he could have asked to join..
Akharr01 5
The girl was probably reallllly embarrassed.
S0CCERSTAR01 2
Semper fry!
Awsemogreeb 19
Fi*
AndysFancy 6
I'm pretty sure 14 meant to say "fry"....
GoW_Chick 14
You may be right, but why? I think maybe it was suppose to mean, in some way, how the dad would deal with OP, but I'm not sure how.
Snafuusmc 12
Leave you have dishonored your family.
AlaskaKid95 7
Fries? Yum.
AndysFancy 6
GoW_Chick, you mean "frying" this kid wouldn't fall under the many ways this marine dad could kill a man? Hey, you said it... :)
ArielleLeigh 5
How old are tew exactly??
gribbles 12
Old enough to know how to spell two, I'm sure.
hardonforjesus 10
I'm thinking he meant 'you'...
ChaosAngel17 14
@15 Okay looked through all my translators and dictionaries. What is "tew"?
ohmandapants 16
I really really hope that autocorrect got the best of you.
fluffyzombie 0
Tew = it's slang for a jewish turd. Ex: A Jewish person would say, "Dang, I just dropped one nasty tew. Don't go in there Yetta."
andre5006 2
#Win
Yung23 0
Stand down
jerseyboy732 16
Semper fi!
HollowSanctuary 7
Better than being his POW
so_unlucky89765 4
If your old enough to fool around, you should be old enough to think enough to at least lock the door. Ydi
mikau713 0
Sorry... It's spelled you're. :) simple mistake~
so_unlucky89765 4
I'm usually careful about my grammar. One slip, it won't happen again. :)
Pelreskovich 11
You're lucky he didn't beat your ass.