By quickfingers100 - 22/07/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML
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FUUUandyourmom 16

What a wonderful girlfriend you've got there!

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nooneelse 7

I remember my friend had a crush on guy with a hot body but a bit not as attractive face.. When I asked how you gonna deal with that problem her reply was just put a paper bag on.. Sorry, but I think your girl had a hidden agenda there..

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kaylaaa1312 3

Next time, put the bag on HER head. See how she likes it.

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Dekenaye 0

"doesn't matter had sex," correct people using the correct phrase before complaining (:

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pickles2012 5

well...? is she as good as she said??

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waschaffer 5

not only are u ugly, but ur also retarded... FYL is right lol

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lmfaoooooooooo 4

she kept looking at her watch doesn't matter have sex but I cried the whole time doesn't matter have sex I think she might have been a racist doesn't matter have sex SHE PUT A BAG ON MY HEAD still counts... I just had sex lonely island reference FTW

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Chazzster 29

I'm thinking maybe you had really bad breath?

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fropleyquark 0

that's not why she put it on your head

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emmarae26 0

that doesn't make sense .

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