By quickfingers100 - 22/07/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML
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FUUUandyourmom 16

What a wonderful girlfriend you've got there!

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Tinkerr 0

That's what she said, her excuse. and if it really was her excuse, she's a fxckin idiot.

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broomy89 8

thats not why the bag was put on you obviously resemble a bucket of smashed crabs :)

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bubo_fml 10

Be thankful she didn't throw a flag over your face & ****** you as a civic duty...

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drdna 0

are you sure it's not because you are ugly?

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bandit6 2

she did it so she could imagine someone else. or she's repulsed by your face. or both

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portablecupid 3

"Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate" ...you actually bought that?

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skizzlerz 0

What made this FML even better is the username the person posted it under. lol

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MrCush89 0

yu better give her ass a dose of some reality...wen yu wake up

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littlemissFYL 5

ahaha this reminds me of Shorty from scary movie 1! this is too funny

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OMGKGM 0

Why would you keep the bag on in the first place?

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