spermbankonlegs
United States
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
well i'm fucked
Aberdeen, United States
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Stable genius
Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc
Herning, Denmark
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
WtfDoIDo?!
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
noway
Cholet, France
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Build your own
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
nameless
United States
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
wastedtime
United States
Time to run
Today, things were going great with my girlfriend of six months. She knew I had kids and it seemed to be getting serious, so I decided to introduce her to them. After dinner, I walked her to her car and she said, "That’s real nice but what are you going to do with them once you and I have kids?" FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
Run far away.
Cleo_Nemo_ 9
Woah she needs to slow down..
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Comments (298)
Calyx_fml 22
Name them Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.
Shelta957 13
It should be Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, so the first letter of their names will go WTF
AlaskaKid95 7
Future crazy ex.
sroberts91 0
Time to bail!
GemmaStyles 14
A bit too obsessed there, aren't we?
rebeccataylor 5
LOOOOOOOOL! omfg ditch that bitch.
Calyx_fml 22
16! Never mind.
ClaremoreZebra 8
Freaking lolz at the name.
theonlysweetpea 10
I'm usually the first to say it's time to split but this chick is just proving my point. You need to leave before she starts stalking you!
Calyx_fml 22
And YDI for calling her your girlfriend after three days! You're just as bad as she is.
theoreticalnerd 0
Do you think maybe they've known each other for a while, but he's called her his girlfriend for 3 days. No, that's impossible.
lolk3qt 1
My ex-girlfriend said that to me too, but that was in year 7.
Asmadasahater 3
Run for the hills.