Love: Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming...

spermbankonlegs 16 March 2012, 02:21 United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

298 comments

Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 21 September 2011, 12:38 United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

203 comments

well i'm fucked 3 February 2014, 22:47 Aberdeen, United States

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML

270 comments

Anonymous 26 September 2020, 02:02 New York, United States

Stable genius

Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML

5 comments

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc 2 April 2014, 21:22 Herning, Denmark

Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML

149 comments

WtfDoIDo?! 2 July 2019, 04:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

26 comments

noway 3 January 2014, 11:03 Cholet, France

Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML

134 comments

Anonymous 5 September 2024, 20:00 Maryland Heights, United States

Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML

13 comments

Anonymous 4 August 2013, 03:29 Newark, United States

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

183 comments

nameless 12 July 2009, 06:45 United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

101 comments

wastedtime 13 September 2020, 19:57 United States

Time to run

Today, things were going great with my girlfriend of six months. She knew I had kids and it seemed to be getting serious, so I decided to introduce her to them. After dinner, I walked her to her car and she said, "That’s real nice but what are you going to do with them once you and I have kids?" FML

11 comments

zoPwNAgEzo 21

16 March 2012, 05:38

Run far away.

Cleo_Nemo_ 9

16 March 2012, 05:38

Woah she needs to slow down..

Add a comment · Reply to

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Comments (298)

perdix 31

16 March 2012, 11:47

Do none of y'all believe in "love at first sight?" What if the girl's intuition is so right that she doesn't need to go through the exhaustive interview process to know he's the man for her? Tell her your family will be indoor grilling enthusiasts and the children's names will be: George, Jr., George III, George IV, George V, George VI, etc. whether they are boys or girls. Reducing fat is just that important to you!

ILike_Dancing123 19

16 March 2012, 11:54

But love at first sight doesn't always mean that your going to stay together forever. Because she could be totally in love with OP but he doesn't feel that way about her.

perdix 31

16 March 2012, 12:08

Sometimes you just "know," (which really turns out to be a lucky guess.) It's often the case where one person in a couple completely falls for the other right away and waits for the other to catch up.