Today, my girlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, because she doesn't handle breakups well. FML
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Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
Today, my girlfriend got drunk and started crying, begging me to never break up with her, only for her to say 10 minutes later, "I don’t wanna be with you anymore." Then she asked me if she could buy me some pot, and, "Let’s watch movies." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and said she needs to take a break from our relationship. Why? Her really clingy ex is really depressed about her dating someone else and he isn't ready to accept it. So she wants to take a break "for his sake" until he's over her. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying, "I'm not ready for a serious relationship." We're supposed to get married in a month. FML
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rachelfromtarget 14
Well thats not a healthy relationship.
alexish128 13
What are you 15? You say you love her after a month and then say you're falling for someone else? I think you need to figure things out...continuing a relationship like this is not healthy for anyone.
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Comments (159)
mjansing 4
she sounds really unstable, run!
ZoroMiHawk 25
"i love her to pieces" "she is my world" "i honestly love her, I really" Then, at the end you claim to be FALLING for someone else? OP, those 3 statements that I quoted from you, do you have any idea what they mean? You have no idea what love really means if you can use these words lightly and then casually say you're falling for someone else. It seems you're in denial about what your TRUE feelings for your current girlfriend are.
salajram 4
Rather than being a dick by leaving her, why not try and help her out?
MzZombicidal 36
Because I doubt OP is a license therapist and has the knowledge/know-how on how to handle that kind of thing? OP is NOT obligated to stay with her. That girl is ridiculous and awful to put that kind of stress and dependence on someone she JUST started dating.
Mossygirl357 12
I would let her friends and family know. Then if you still choose to be in a relationship with her then help her get some help.
laden_swallow09 35
Everybody believes their first (or first few) love is going to be the only one and will last forever, regardless of anything that may happen. The fact of the matter is you genuinely don't know what love is. Yeah, you're 20, not 15, but do you honestly think it's that much of an improvement? Five. Years. The fact of the matter is she is unstable and possibly intentionally manipulative. You aren't. You're just confused and frustrated, not unstable. If you can find a professional to help her, then great; she needs it. Either way, you have to get out of there. Now. There is no possible good that could come from staying.
RhineBl 17
Abusive Relationship. Get away and get her help.
Tannasgh 22
Been there, done that
scice03 8
You sound very young
ScooperScribbles 10
I'm reading through the comments and I've noticed that a lot of people saying its impossible to love someone after only a month...I just want to point something out. in the FML does it say anywhere that they only knew each other for a month? Or does it say that they've only been DATING a month? Because to me, its the latter. For all we know, OP and her girlfriend have known each other for years and have only just taken things to the next level. Perhaps we should consider other possibilities before we jump to conclusions.
iseebearbears 27
I say take that as a challenge.