Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I hadn't popped the question to her yet. For the last six months, I have been respectfully trying to convince her over protective father to give me his blessing. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
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imrealldum 2
make sure you tell her about her dad's refusal. Pour on the guilt! mwahahahaha
lenasaur 0
So when she broke up wiht you, you should have told her that. What the **** is wrong with you people, you let everybody ******* step on you and control your life. YOU DONT NEED HER FATHERS ******* BLESSING ANYWAY this is a free country and women do not need their fathers blessing, permission, or approval to do ANYTHING ESPECIALLY choose a man
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Comments (175)
MRVOlivia 22
Who needs his blessing?! You love her right? just marry her and see what he says then! FYL
RockinRoyaltyxD 13
Ydi
lauraaaaaa_fml 7
Anyone else find it more than a little ironic that OP's girlfriend will now have to wait probably another two years at least before getting that proposal she so desperately wants? Unless, of course, OP took her back after her completely dick move. If so, I hope she apologised for being such a cow about you not proposing when it suited her, after you explained the whole situation with her dad. If she didn't apologise, you're better off without.
Fman92 9
sorry excuse for a man after the second one he didn't approve i would have said in a respectful way im sorry but i love your daughter with or without your blessing i am going to make her my wife. that way you aren't disrespectful shows you have balls and you wont deal with the bs of you doing it behind his back. GROW SOME!
kmill19 6
my best friend has been with her partner for 6 years and he still hasn't proposed.! i think 2 years is long enough.
helpfulperson 9
You deserve it for catering to an out-dated and misogynistic tradition
EverdreamOfMe 24
This.
functional 13
YDI for letting him control your destiny.
cwl727 33
I hope you explain that to her and she comes back.
Cavsfodawin 21
You shouldn't propose to someone after 2 years. You don't know enough about a person after that amount of time.
man_dead97 7
tell me if you get back together? Still better love story than twilight