Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I hadn't popped the question to her yet. For the last six months, I have been respectfully trying to convince her over protective father to give me his blessing. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
imrealldum 2
make sure you tell her about her dad's refusal. Pour on the guilt! mwahahahaha
lenasaur 0
So when she broke up wiht you, you should have told her that. What the **** is wrong with you people, you let everybody ******* step on you and control your life. YOU DONT NEED HER FATHERS ******* BLESSING ANYWAY this is a free country and women do not need their fathers blessing, permission, or approval to do ANYTHING ESPECIALLY choose a man
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (175)
LittleGigiK 0
TELL HER THE TRUTH!!!!
the_stereotype 0
I knew there was going to be someone who commented this. How is asking for a blessing sexist? I don't know what everyone else does, but in my culture, you don't just marry the person, you marry into a family. That's why he's called your "father-in-law". But he didn't even ask permission, he just asked for his blessing. It's not a big deal. When you get married, your family doesn't just fall off the face of the earth. To everyone using their own life as an example, get married however you want, but don't bitch at everyone else because they don't want to get married on the same terms as you. That's why you're not married to the OP.
lolcrzykid 0
i made a profile for all you ***** who sed that hes asking for permission no.. if he wanted permission he wuda SED THAT he obv believes in gettin blessing b4 gettin married, wheter for religious reasons or cuz hes like superstitious, it doesnt matter. but op wants blessin', if he didnt he woulda just married the chick
NNNOM 1
you should have asked her anyway. let her deal with her dad, and he'll eventually warm up to you.
kelc08879 0
wow, did you really just type that? FYL
hellawagon 0
what the hell?
Carondimonio 2
Are you 10 years old or what? You wanted to marry her, she wanted to marry you and you threw it all away. YDI, and you don't deserve to ever find another girl so stupid to fall in love with a gutless idiot like you.
Ixita 0
That's also why his girlfriend is not married to him.
ckh 0
so basically you're too simple to just MARRY her and say "**** you" to her dad for once? wouldn't have been the first time.
tiifffaaaannnnny 0
man this guy needs to grow a pair =/
bigcrazymike 6
Good God! You idiots piss me off to no end! If tradition weren't an issue then WHY THE **** DIDN'T SHE JUST PROPOSE TO HIM?!?! ::whew:: Ok, I had my 2 minute rage time. I think I'm done being angry at the internet for today.