Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I hadn't popped the question to her yet. For the last six months, I have been respectfully trying to convince her over protective father to give me his blessing. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
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imrealldum 2
make sure you tell her about her dad's refusal. Pour on the guilt! mwahahahaha
lenasaur 0
So when she broke up wiht you, you should have told her that. What the **** is wrong with you people, you let everybody ******* step on you and control your life. YOU DONT NEED HER FATHERS ******* BLESSING ANYWAY this is a free country and women do not need their fathers blessing, permission, or approval to do ANYTHING ESPECIALLY choose a man
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Comments (175)
MissKittie 3
How about you dont be gutless and TELL her father that you are going to marry his daughter.... Dont be a pussy about it, if he doesnt give you his blessing, then tell him to **** off and do it anyway. Your girl wouldve respected you more for doing so....
SarlaccBits 0
Well... that does suck but I say you are better off without her if this is how she acts about anything. Getting married is a huge step and is never a guaranteed outcome of any relationship no matter how long you are with someone. I think you will be much happier with someone who doesn’t do such childish things.
TheChanel 0
just explain that to her, she'll take u back. forget the dad
teiso_fml 0
Just tell her that. At least now you know that she'd say yes!
derschadenfreude 5
You're a chauvinist pig, OP. You're not marrying your girlfriend's dad, you're marrying *her.* She is the one making this decision, so you should have asked her first.
jillocare 2
your ex is a b* tch if she EXPECTS you to propose in under 2 years- this is a shining example of why divorce rate is over half
_Amber_16 3
well that obviously makes sense: breaking up with someone if you want to marry them. If you still want her after she's been so selfish and needy, then I'm sure a simple explanation will suffice. However, I am reading this about 2 years after OP first posted so it should have blown over by now.
Miss_lindsy19 0
That's really sad. I bet her dad was relieved.
LexyLithium 2
You need daddys blessing? Wow. Marry her anyway if you love her!
barbiegirl491 1
Damn, hopefully y'all got back together. Cause that sucks for you if y'all didn't.