FML : Today, a gothic 16-year-old with a bread knife tried to mug me. After warning her to back off multiple times, I punched her in the face. She ran off crying...

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Today, a gothic 16-year-old with a bread knife tried to mug me. After warning her to back off multiple times, I punched her in the face. She ran off crying and reported me to the police. They don't believe my side of the story. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 December 2017 00:30 / United Kingdom - Poole

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7571118 - Sunday 3 December 2017 1:40

She probably buttered up the cops.

By interesting33 | 36

#7570712 - Friday 1 December 2017 18:48

is there CCTV? that sucks OP

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By PhantomCrevan | 8

#7570625 - Friday 1 December 2017 14:52

... why does this post give me a sense of dèjá vu...?

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PhantomCrevan | 8

#7571364 - Sunday 3 December 2017 20:43

And I realized why. The same thing happened to one of my high school teachers back... twenty something years ago when he went to the U.K. Apparently this is a fairly common issue.

By interesting33 | 36

#7570712 - Friday 1 December 2017 18:48

is there CCTV? that sucks OP

By RichardPencil | 27

#7571118 - Sunday 3 December 2017 1:40

She probably buttered up the cops.

By exileonmainst | 15

#7571121 - Sunday 3 December 2017 1:58

I guess you’re a bit rye-led up huh? But there’s no need to worry, at least you have all your dough.

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RichardPencil | 27

#7571128 - Sunday 3 December 2017 3:05

She didn’t get any of your bread? Not even a pumpernickel!?!?

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exileonmainst | 15

#7571251 - Sunday 3 December 2017 13:00

She got none of the bread. But I think he has crust issues now.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7571126 - Sunday 3 December 2017 2:49

This is just simply dreadful.

By Takegami | 21

#7571130 - Sunday 3 December 2017 3:15

Next time just sucker punch the little brat

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neuronerd | 28

#7571131 - Sunday 3 December 2017 3:22

That's... that's what he did...

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Arashikage | 18

#7571169 - Sunday 3 December 2017 8:20

Did you stop reading after the first sentence

By Mathalamus | 23

#7571139 - Sunday 3 December 2017 4:02

Why didn't you simply run? I expected that to happen 100%. Why didn't you?

By ThrottleJockey | 34

#7571142 - Sunday 3 December 2017 4:44

That's when you say, in your best Austrian accent, "that's not a knife, THIS is a knife!" Then you pull out a steak knife.

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Alex Lawrence | 4

#7571256 - Sunday 3 December 2017 13:36

Australian*

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acmariner99 | 21

#7571419 - Monday 4 December 2017 0:14

Knives are illegal in the UK

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Dave_Davington | 33

#7572808 - Friday 8 December 2017 0:41

Zat's not eine knife. Zis is eine knife.

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#7571143 - Sunday 3 December 2017 4:46

If the knife wasn’t lost, turn it into the police as evidence. Hopefully her fingerprints will be on it if she wasn’t wearing gloves.

By QueenSaru | 26

#7571149 - Sunday 3 December 2017 5:48

I have questions. Did you like... just stand there and wait while she went to get the cops and came back?

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