Today, a gothic 16-year-old with a bread knife tried to mug me. After warning her to back off multiple times, I punched her in the face. She ran off crying and reported me to the police. They don't believe my side of the story. FML
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RichardPencil
| 27
She probably buttered up the cops.
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interesting33
| 36
is there CCTV? that sucks OP
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PhantomCrevan
| 8
... why does this post give me a sense of dèjá vu...?
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PhantomCrevan
| 8
And I realized why. The same thing happened to one of my high school teachers back... twenty something years ago when he went to the U.K. Apparently this is a fairly common issue.
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interesting33
| 36
is there CCTV? that sucks OP
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RichardPencil
| 27
She probably buttered up the cops.
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exileonmainst
| 16
I guess you’re a bit rye-led up huh? But there’s no need to worry, at least you have all your dough.
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RichardPencil
| 27
She didn’t get any of your bread? Not even a pumpernickel!?!?
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exileonmainst
| 16
She got none of the bread. But I think he has crust issues now.
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Glowworm56
| 25
This is just simply dreadful.
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Takegami
| 22
Next time just sucker punch the little brat
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neuronerd
| 28
That's... that's what he did...
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Arashikage
| 18
Did you stop reading after the first sentence
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Mathalamus
| 23
Why didn't you simply run? I expected that to happen 100%. Why didn't you?
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ThrottleJockey
| 34
That's when you say, in your best Austrian accent, "that's not a knife, THIS is a knife!" Then you pull out a steak knife.
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Alex Lawrence
| 4
Australian*
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acmariner99
| 23
Knives are illegal in the UK
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Zat's not eine knife. Zis is eine knife.
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NostalgiaFreak9
| 40
If the knife wasn’t lost, turn it into the police as evidence. Hopefully her fingerprints will be on it if she wasn’t wearing gloves.
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QueenSaru
| 27
I have questions. Did you like... just stand there and wait while she went to get the cops and came back?