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By Anonymous - 03/12/2017 00:30 - United Kingdom - Poole
Today, a gothic 16-year-old with a bread knife tried to mug me. After warning her to back off multiple times, I punched her in the face. She ran off crying and reported me to the police. They don't believe my side of the story. FML