By Anonymous - 03/12/2017 00:30 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, a gothic 16-year-old with a bread knife tried to mug me. After warning her to back off multiple times, I punched her in the face. She ran off crying and reported me to the police. They don't believe my side of the story. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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She probably buttered up the cops.

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interesting33 36
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is there CCTV? that sucks OP

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PhantomCrevan 8

... why does this post give me a sense of dèjá vu...?

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PhantomCrevan 8

And I realized why. The same thing happened to one of my high school teachers back... twenty something years ago when he went to the U.K. Apparently this is a fairly common issue.

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interesting33 36
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is there CCTV? that sucks OP

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RichardPencil 30
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She probably buttered up the cops.

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exileonmainst 16

I guess you’re a bit rye-led up huh? But there’s no need to worry, at least you have all your dough.

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RichardPencil 30
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She didn’t get any of your bread? Not even a pumpernickel!?!?

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exileonmainst 16

She got none of the bread. But I think he has crust issues now.

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Glowworm56 26
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This is just simply dreadful.

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Takegami 22
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Next time just sucker punch the little brat

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neuronerd 28

That's... that's what he did...

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Arashikage 18
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Did you stop reading after the first sentence

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Mathalamus 24

Why didn't you simply run? I expected that to happen 100%. Why didn't you?

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ThrottleJockey 34
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That's when you say, in your best Austrian accent, "that's not a knife, THIS is a knife!" Then you pull out a steak knife.

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ThrottleJockey 34
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Thanks Alex, stupid autocorrect.

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acmariner99 25
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Knives are illegal in the UK

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Dave_Davington 33
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Zat's not eine knife. Zis is eine knife.

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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If the knife wasn’t lost, turn it into the police as evidence. Hopefully her fingerprints will be on it if she wasn’t wearing gloves.

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QueenSaru 28
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I have questions. Did you like... just stand there and wait while she went to get the cops and came back?

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