Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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My precious
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
Give me a ring
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
OK then
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I'd bought. She looked at it and said, "This is pathetic. You shouldn't even bother." FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Chill
Today, I’m supposed to be proposing to my girlfriend in an hour, but my stupid, air-headed bitch sister found the ring, tried it on, took photos of her wearing it for her social media, then got on a plane to go on her girly holiday, but never took the ring off. The bitch thinks it’s funny. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Top comments
chuka81 27
First, the fact that you don't like marriage doesn't make it sick or immoral. Second unless you have made it amply clear to your partner that you don't ever want to get married, they are entitled to think that if things go well, the relationship will eventually lead to marriage. Your girlfriend seems oblivious of the fact that you're so anti-marriage, so it's a **** her life from me
Amama_fml 30
Then maybe you should let her know that so she doesn't keep waiting for something that's not going to happen.
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fyvaprold 11
In the United States and most other secular countries, civil marriage is just a kinship contract. It makes two previously unrelated persons closest next of kin - spouses. The spouses get legal privileges of next of kin, and also the government recognizes their common income for tax purposes, common estate for inheritance purposes, and gives other legal privileges of next of kin, such as hospital visitation, right to make medical decision, survivor rights, etc. As such, marriage is neither moral or immoral.
heyLaddieHey 18
Well then, guess you have a long talk ahead of you. I'd lose the condescending attitude when you have it, though.
TheGreatPotato 19
Did you seriously just use FML to push a personal agenda?
mrpresident95 6
3 edgy 5 me
BeardedLondoner 24
I'd like to know your views as to why the concept of marriage is sick and immoral?
schreibergx93 19
That's pretty ****** up to say, since it seems somewhere in the relationship (and I'm assuming you've been together a while), you forgot to mention you have no interest in marriage. You may think it's sick and immoral, you're allowed to your own opinion, but you deserve this because it seems you're leading her on. Marriage isn't a joke when it comes to making your intentions or beliefs known to your significant other.
CaityMandy 10
I hope she breaks your heart
Crimsonb312 11
What's your problem with marriage? Damn.
TheRussianNavy 11
It's not immoral and shit...Simply because it's your opinion doesn't make it wrong. But why doesn't she know? You need to reel someone that...Therefore it's your fault.
TheRussianNavy 11
*tell Sorry
Rainyknights22 16
You should prolly definitely tell her that then bro.