Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I'd bought. She looked at it and said, "This is pathetic. You shouldn't even bother." FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I’m supposed to be proposing to my girlfriend in an hour, but my stupid, air-headed bitch sister found the ring, tried it on, took photos of her wearing it for her social media, then got on a plane to go on her girly holiday, but never took the ring off. The bitch thinks it’s funny. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
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Top comments
chuka81 27
First, the fact that you don't like marriage doesn't make it sick or immoral. Second unless you have made it amply clear to your partner that you don't ever want to get married, they are entitled to think that if things go well, the relationship will eventually lead to marriage. Your girlfriend seems oblivious of the fact that you're so anti-marriage, so it's a **** her life from me
Amama_fml 30
Then maybe you should let her know that so she doesn't keep waiting for something that's not going to happen.
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Comments (271)
tomdrc12 12
What the hell is immoral about getting married? I almost think you wrote this just to get attention. I hope you did, because if you didn't and this is a real situation....well then your girlfriend deserves better. FHerLife
S_Gnu 17
ow, cut myself on that edge
cowboyslife 14
Y'all new yorkers are crazy.
gingerlover01 24
then don't date a poor girl
GamerMom392 19
Just because you don't like marriage doesn't mean it's such or immoral. Honestly, you sound like an immature little twat, and you should have told her from the get go that you don't believe in marriage. She obviously wants to get married someday, and you're just wasting her time.
gingerlover01 24
then don't date
IamHM 14
Shoutout to OP for his name referencing Elder Scrolls/Oblivion/Skyrim. That's all I came to say. I don't care about his opinion of marriage. To each their own.
Tyrez 32
He's right you know, marriage means nothing anymore. Any two dipshits who know **** for a week can get married then a week later get divorced once they are tired of each other. If two people love each other enough they shouldn't have to go do a silly little ceremony to prove it which will only make it more difficult for each of them once they do grow tired of one another.
Youtube_Troll 12
Just because you believe marriage is unholy and bad doesn't make it so. Entire wars have been started because marriages have been broken and you being opposed doesn't mean you have to post and FML.
isaak_sanchez 18
Maybe you should just be alone fortune rest of your life