Love, Engagement ring and Jewelry: OK then

OK then

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I'd bought. She looked at it and said, "This is pathetic. You shouldn't even bother." FML

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You deserved it 85

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By jkl54 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States - Salem

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML

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By FML - 19/01/2016 06:41 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML

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You deserved it 1 456

By Loved - 25/05/2019 16:15

Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML

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You deserved it 211

Delayed proposal

By Anonymous - 18/07/2020 23:02

Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I bought and assumed it was a late birthday present. She’s now wearing it on her right hand like a signet ring and she somehow hasn’t figured out it’s a diamond and not a Swarovski. I'm now waiting for her to figure it out before I pop the question. FML

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You deserved it 404

The Boxer

By single - 27/03/2020 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML

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You deserved it 209

By llord - 24/08/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

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You deserved it 3 958

By ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER - 29/01/2016 21:19 - United States - East Greenbush

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 205

You deserved it 27 625

Doomed

By SweptWolf - 06/06/2020 23:02

Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 083

You deserved it 193

By Anonymous - 06/09/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML

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You deserved it 280

By Anonymous - 19/01/2018 15:00

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML

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You deserved it 547

mike3775 35

Friday 20 September 2024 14:20

Well there is your clue to dump her and move on.

eellik 10

Friday 20 September 2024 14:55

Yep, don't bother. Keep the ring, dump the girl.

Comments

mike3775 35

Friday 20 September 2024 14:20

Well there is your clue to dump her and move on.

eellik 10

Friday 20 September 2024 14:55

Yep, don't bother. Keep the ring, dump the girl.

Lost Reggie 20

Friday 20 September 2024 17:27

Nothing will ever be good enough for her. Leave her pathetic attitude. You deserve better.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 21 September 2024 20:15

Definitely time to kick her to the curb. She's the pathetic one.

JIMMY2CHAINZ_84 2

Saturday 21 September 2024 20:19

you will regret marrying her. move on brother.

Sloppy_Sunshine 6

Sunday 22 September 2024 10:23

Shallow lil **** mouse. Sorry for all your wasted time and efforts of varying degree, best of luck moving forward.

Plcx 6

Sunday 22 September 2024 11:19

It’s time to kick her out

ninithel 21

Saturday 5 October 2024 4:54

yeah you shouldn't bother with her.

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