Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML
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Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I'd bought. She looked at it and said, "This is pathetic. You shouldn't even bother." FML
Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I’m supposed to be proposing to my girlfriend in an hour, but my stupid, air-headed bitch sister found the ring, tried it on, took photos of her wearing it for her social media, then got on a plane to go on her girly holiday, but never took the ring off. The bitch thinks it’s funny. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
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chuka81 27
First, the fact that you don't like marriage doesn't make it sick or immoral. Second unless you have made it amply clear to your partner that you don't ever want to get married, they are entitled to think that if things go well, the relationship will eventually lead to marriage. Your girlfriend seems oblivious of the fact that you're so anti-marriage, so it's a **** her life from me
Amama_fml 30
Then maybe you should let her know that so she doesn't keep waiting for something that's not going to happen.
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Comments (271)
envycheer 2
Um this is definitely something you should have already told her a long time ago! If I were you I would let her know asap Side note: I'm married and I love it so js
dragoongirl90 34
Wow, you are the sick and immoral one. Let her find someone who actually gives a damn about her.
liinkinparkfan97 34
Completely agree. She deserves better.
Whydoyouask 11
Wow you sound annoying
Martnikk 15
While I agree with you, good luck explaining that to your GF
cosmicdancer84 7
you should tell her that and stop wasting her time
Globrorey 3
You gotta dump this girl now then and save her the pain down the line. She obviously wants to get married someday, if you don't, don't drag this out!
shanson 22
I'm really curious as to why OP thinks this about marriage
ergone56 15
I love. your username just throwing that out there.
frontmanmike 14
**** her life. If you know her expectations of a future together, you owe her an explanation, or a breakup. Get mature already. Also, marriage is neither sick not immoral. It just isn't for you. And that's fine. Don't shit on other people's happiness because you're a grumpyfuck assfactory.
ChickenNug 17
How, may I ask, is choosing to stay committed to one person for the rest of your life "sick and immoral"?