By PerfectBoyfriend - 07/06/2016 16:38 - Belgium - Reet

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Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML
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I'm really not sure how she could mistake brushing teeth with masturbating... Maybe if you were a girl I could understand, but otherwise I'm just confused by the whole thing. On another note, are you not allowed to masturbate? That's a weird situation in itself.

Maybe you should stop using that electric toothbrush and moaning loudly in pleasure. I know brushing teeth is nearly orgasmic, but come on.

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i don't understand why girlfriends even care about that

I think a lot of it has to do with their upbringing. You're taught that touching yourself is weird and wrong when it's the exact opposite. That's how I was raised and it definitely gave me a lot of hangups when I was younger.

In addition to what 31 said, even when masturbation is okay to some people, they might think it's cheating if the person masturbating is in a relationship. Weird, but I've met people who actually believe that.

u arent allowed to jack off?

Allornone 35

as a woman, I know my man masturbates. I know just about every man masturbates. I certainly know I masturbate. Any girl (or guy) who tries to prevent their partner from indulging in that pastime is fighting a losing, and unhealthy, battle. It doesn't mean they aren't attracted to you (hell, they could be thinking of you as they do it). It just means they had a spare moment and wanted to get off.

Hahahahaha ... I'm gonna bust into the bathroom while my BF is brushing his teeth and scream accusations at him for masturbating. I think he would drop and brush my .........

A dramatic pause means that something comes after it. …even when it's you.

Your in for a lifetime of hurt. Better run for the hills now while you still can.

Why are we not asking why can't he masturbate?

burgermike92 17

Brush brush brush Brush brush brush Brushing everywhere. I hope people get this reference.

she didn't want to help you?

It's always nice to give a helping hand...

or receive a helping hand.

...why would that even be any of her business in the first place??

Why would she just jump to that conclusion based on what she thought she heard? She could have just walked in and seem him brushing. But in top of that, why dose she object to OP masterbating? Just flash her your pearly whites and breathe your fresh minty breath toward her as proof.