Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
DAMMit
Australia
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Chronicus Ironia
United States
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Inked out
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
Kelsie
Miami, United States
Jumping the gun
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
NoTattoo
Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Alfreton, United Kingdom
Plastered
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Anonymous
Love is hell
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, and totally forgot about my existence. She doesn’t even text me, and I think there’s someone else, but she has my name tattooed on her body. Love sucks, I don’t recommend it. FML
Angelofkarma
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Anonymous
Keep in touch
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Top comments
squirell_AIDS69 0
YDI for getting matching tattoos with your girlfriend. Dumb move.
mandypandypants 4
At least you had somewhat of a brain and didn't get her name.
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Comments (98)
sj101990 3
ohhhhh the irony
duckieanne 0
This is why you only get "love" tattoos when your 80 with gut s.o. of 60 years
tkdprincess216 0
ooh. harsh.
dr_octagonapus47 4
Wow that blows hardcore.. Be strong man.
yzzami 17
YDI. Tattoos of gfs are bad ideas
still_guns 16
Douchebaggery at its finest
lil_ham1644 29
I said you for getting matching tattoos
LyricaSilvan 30
That is some painful irony right there.
Aura_Borealis 21
That's painful on so many levels. Sorry OP