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Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air and tried catching it with one hand, but I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, so in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it in less than 5 seconds later. FML

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By stupidity - / Wednesday 23 August 2017 21:45 / Egypt - Cairo

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By gobiteme2 | 34

#7533061 - Wednesday 23 August 2017 22:09

Luck had nothing to do with the bottle not being open, sounds like you were trying to make it a fountain drink

By jfsiv | 17

#7533100 - Thursday 24 August 2017 0:28

Dumbass.

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By gobiteme2 | 34

#7533061 - Wednesday 23 August 2017 22:09

Luck had nothing to do with the bottle not being open, sounds like you were trying to make it a fountain drink

By jfsiv | 17

#7533100 - Thursday 24 August 2017 0:28

Dumbass.

By InfiniteSecret | 20

#7533196 - Thursday 24 August 2017 6:47

As soon as someone says "Trying to look cool" It is automatic you deserved it

By zeffra13 | 31

#7533222 - Thursday 24 August 2017 9:09

In the future, you can open it just a tiny bit & let the carbonation hiss out so it doesn't soak you. Harder to manage with a bottle cap but still possible.

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Lalala579121 | 27

#7533272 - Thursday 24 August 2017 11:35

It's easier with a bottle because you can just close it back up if the foam gets too high.

By Regulate | 21

#7533296 - Thursday 24 August 2017 12:30

"trying to look cool..." hahahaha

By Sketi1 | 7

#7533334 - Thursday 24 August 2017 14:20

future Darwin award winner right here!

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