Miscellaneous: Kaboom! - FML

Kaboom!

By stupidity - 23/08/2017 21:45 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air and tried catching it with one hand, but I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, so in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it in less than 5 seconds later. FML

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gobiteme2 34

Wednesday 23 August 2017 22:09

Luck had nothing to do with the bottle not being open, sounds like you were trying to make it a fountain drink

jfsiv 17

Thursday 24 August 2017 0:28

Dumbass.

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gobiteme2 34

Wednesday 23 August 2017 22:09

Luck had nothing to do with the bottle not being open, sounds like you were trying to make it a fountain drink

jfsiv 17

Thursday 24 August 2017 0:28

Dumbass.

InfiniteSecret 20

Thursday 24 August 2017 6:47

As soon as someone says "Trying to look cool" It is automatic you deserved it

zeffra13 31

Thursday 24 August 2017 9:09

In the future, you can open it just a tiny bit & let the carbonation hiss out so it doesn't soak you. Harder to manage with a bottle cap but still possible.

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 24 August 2017 11:35

It's easier with a bottle because you can just close it back up if the foam gets too high.

Regulate 21

Thursday 24 August 2017 12:30

"trying to look cool..." hahahaha

Sketi1 7

Thursday 24 August 2017 14:20

future Darwin award winner right here!

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