Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air and tried catching it with one hand, but I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, so in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it in less than 5 seconds later. FML
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gobiteme2
| 34
Luck had nothing to do with the bottle not being open, sounds like you were trying to make it a fountain drink
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jfsiv
| 17
Dumbass.
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gobiteme2
| 34
Luck had nothing to do with the bottle not being open, sounds like you were trying to make it a fountain drink
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jfsiv
| 17
Dumbass.
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InfiniteSecret
| 20
As soon as someone says "Trying to look cool" It is automatic you deserved it
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zeffra13
| 31
In the future, you can open it just a tiny bit & let the carbonation hiss out so it doesn't soak you. Harder to manage with a bottle cap but still possible.
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Lalala579121
| 27
It's easier with a bottle because you can just close it back up if the foam gets too high.
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Regulate
| 21
"trying to look cool..." hahahaha
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Sketi1
| 7
future Darwin award winner right here!