Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
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jipster 11
She is lying to you to have an excuse to dump you. That's harsh....
Wizardo 33
If it resorts to lies, just accept it and move on I say.
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Comments (71)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Well the false excuses to dump someone seem only to get better on this website. No great loss here, OP
nix1993 41
Maybe she dumped you for not even knowing that she had a sister!
Zebediabolical 43
... so who were you making out with, OP?
chanellgymnast 17
She's searching for excuses. Her loss. You don't need to be dating aomeone who's in denial anyways.
dodzin 9
Congrats man! Less shit in your life!!!!!
Capriccio22 13
Well, at least you got rid of her. It's okay op, you're better off now.
Jemm_fml 29
Why are you on FML? You dodged a bullet. Go out and celebrate!
theknozzle 14
She sounds like a weirdo. You're better off, OP.
Getspmak 15
Tell her, that at least her sister put out!
KayleeT 9
Wow, she doesn't even care enough to make up a believable lie. She is obviously not the girl for you.