Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
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jipster 11
She is lying to you to have an excuse to dump you. That's harsh....
Wizardo 33
If it resorts to lies, just accept it and move on I say.
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Comments (71)
anon_xo 2
:')
doglover100 28
She is probably cheating on you and is projecting it on you.
fantasyworld 37
She's probably the one cheating.
DasKonigsEnde 9
Shouldn't have made out with her sister