Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
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jipster 11
She is lying to you to have an excuse to dump you. That's harsh....
Wizardo 33
If it resorts to lies, just accept it and move on I say.
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Comments (71)
Cowsxgoxmoo78 8
I think the real question is, who the hell were you making out with then?
s_rika 16
As far as you know...
BobbieH 19
So who was the other girl if not her sister? Seriously that's pretty childish, making up something like that as an excuse. If she's that type of girl you're probably better off in the long run. Best of luck with the next girl OP!
ozpunker 20
She doesn't have a sister? Find her mother and make one.
jem970 19
You arent alone. All the psycho girls on this site come up with stuff I never even thought of. Im perfectly normal and nice and all the crazy girls get the guys? Its not fair.
nina21194 12
So who were you making out with?
Wealthyparrot 9
You don't know your psycho until your imaginary sister starts edging in on your man. Then shit gets (un)real!
commentgirl 8
That relationship was probably destined to fail from the start, then.
twiztedone 19
Dodged a bullet on that one!
29dear 16
that's not even cool. it's not hard to think of a good excuse to dump somebody, she's seriously the loser, OP. not you.