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By Nate - 12/01/2012 05:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

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By obnum - 24/05/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML

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Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing

By fuck Harry Potter! - 28/03/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML

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By SadDaenerys - 13/07/2016 20:13

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML

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By hakuna_matata - 31/12/2015 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML

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By nah - 11/06/2021 11:01

Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:06 - United States - Gig Harbor

Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the 3 books. FML

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By B-Rad - 15/11/2012 05:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 03:14

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 12:14

Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*

thesunsetglow_fml 8

Thursday 12 January 2012 16:39

183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.

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brooks10101 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 15:28

Sounds like she saved you the trouble forget the looser and move on

natepooch 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 15:28

trust me....you're not missing out on anything, book or girl

metalflower01 7

Thursday 12 January 2012 15:29

Of she tried casting a spell to make his dick bigger and it didn't work.

mercsl65 7

Thursday 12 January 2012 15:31

tell her youve got a magic stick.

MigraineurOfLife 15

Thursday 12 January 2012 15:32

Who's Harry Potter? ~smirks~

MangaManiacNat 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 15:33

If she is going to dump you over something that trivial is she really even worth your time? I mean how old is this girl?

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Thursday 12 January 2012 15:39

Silly Muggles. -.-

jordann_27 11

Thursday 12 January 2012 15:41

She probably dumped u so u can have some time to read the books...and then when ur done reading the books, tell her u read the books and she will come running to u. (:

Jenchixo 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 15:41

She stupid as **** ! I'm sorry but seriously over Harry Potter !?

alexup24 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 15:53

harry potter is nor cool

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