FML : Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get...

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Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 9 May 2009 20:18 / United States

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By cherngbutter | 0

#183854 - Sunday 10 May 2009 2:14

That doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you...maybe FHL because she had a hangover or something. Don't lose hope! haha

By fmylifedotcomm | 0

#183860 - Sunday 10 May 2009 2:15

it doesn't necessarily have to be about you...
maybe she ate a bug or something...

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By AtoZnumbersand_ | 1

#183814 - Sunday 10 May 2009 2:09

Lol. second time first. I lost my fml comment virginity twice.

crigger61 | 7

#1525963 - Sunday 10 October 2010 6:32

irony ftw

By purplestuff_fml | 0

#183817 - Sunday 10 May 2009 2:10

YUMmMm | 0

#985455 - Tuesday 27 April 2010 1:47

OP who says that status is for you? what if she's just saying FML bc of smbody else?

kasumirock | 13

#4357352 - Thursday 26 April 2012 10:47

She said that because she friendzoned you for a reason. It's harsh, but it's the truth.

By shiroun | 0

#183822 - Sunday 10 May 2009 2:10

you should her, then tell all your friends.

By foreverxalwaysx | 0

#183845 - Sunday 10 May 2009 2:14

By Hacksaw | 4

#183846 - Sunday 10 May 2009 2:14

Dang, that sucks. Sorry to hear that, man.

By Musikal | 0

#183851 - Sunday 10 May 2009 2:14

Ouch.

By cherngbutter | 0

#183854 - Sunday 10 May 2009 2:14

That doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you...maybe FHL because she had a hangover or something. Don't lose hope! haha

By fmylifedotcomm | 0

#183860 - Sunday 10 May 2009 2:15

it doesn't necessarily have to be about you...
maybe she ate a bug or something...

By imthejuggernautt | 0

#183862 - Sunday 10 May 2009 2:15

What is this i don't even

By Alice_Renee | 0

#183866 - Sunday 10 May 2009 2:16

Fuck man! That sucks!

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