Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
je suis christy
Stockholm, Sweden
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
killmenow
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Anonymous
Dodged a bullet
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
GirlishMan1883897
United States
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
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GiantOctopusRulz 2
But now what will you wear when you want to feel sexy?
Intoxicunt 6
Get back at her. Sell it to me. :)
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Comments (103)
bffa1234 0
Maybe she dumped you because she found it weird you kept her bra in your cupboard ;) haha jk that fuggen sucksss
proud_liberal 0
wouldn't she recognize her own bra?
Intoxicunt 6
I bet mistercoffee has thousands of bras in his cupboard.
AntiChrist7 0
Or she is mentally retarded and you dated that. Or she is lying so she has an excuse to break up with you and you didn't notice. Either way, you're an idiot, so YDI
shantoast 0
what girl doesn't recognize her own bra? this sounds fake.
DrMorbid 0
Agree. Fake or retarded.
xDontBreakHer 0
She sounds like a winner.
DaddyGreenPants 0
you really shoudlnt lie to the internet.. we know everything
aaaaa12345_fml 0
does she have down syndrome?
Intoxicunt 6
Your manboobs are that big and sag all the way to the floor? Huh....
Intoxicunt 6
Am not!