Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
je suis christy
Stockholm, Sweden
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
killmenow
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Anonymous
Dodged a bullet
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
GirlishMan1883897
United States
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
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GiantOctopusRulz 2
But now what will you wear when you want to feel sexy?
Intoxicunt 6
Get back at her. Sell it to me. :)
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Comments (103)
jessicaloveshsm 0
lmfao!!
choiboy118 0
u all do realize that she was probably just bullshitting him as an excuse to break up with him??
eatthefuckingtoa 0
Hahaha, now that shit's ****** up xD
Sniper3000 0
there!s way too many fmls about bras and panties being keft around. i cant help but think that some are made up.
matiu_fml 0
Why don't you just admit you got caught ******? Tryna play the "wasn't me" card. Shiiiit
THE_A_TEEN 28
You can't read, can you?
Lamingtonz 0
haaaaaa, burn!!!
JCH3 0
- what a dumb bitch !
Poliahputz 0
What a psycho....sounds like the girl I dated who didn't want me smoking pot but was totally ok with her doing E n getting hammered at clubs. Some chicks atre better let go dude
jondivey 9
Agreed with sniper
MissCuteStack 12
Omg probably small damn B