Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
je suis christy
Stockholm, Sweden
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
killmenow
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
CHStennis_4
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Anonymous
Dodged a bullet
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
GirlishMan1883897
United States
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
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GiantOctopusRulz 2
But now what will you wear when you want to feel sexy?
Intoxicunt 6
Get back at her. Sell it to me. :)
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Comments (103)
Angelix_fml 0
I bet she's a blonde.
proud_liberal 0
liar! u were cheating, all men cheat
PoeticPixie 0
I'm not sure I believe this one. Most girls would take the time, no matter how angry they were, to let their boyfriend try to save himself, and if my bf said the bra was mine, I would pause for a minute and actually think. Most girls, unless they have 10 million bras, will kinda recognize if it's their bra and it's been missing. Most girls just aren't psycho enough to break up over such a small misunderstanding. If this is indeed true, then you're better off. I mean, if your girlfriend is flipping out about a bra and won't even consider the possibility that SHE left it there, then she's psycho and you can do so much better.
decoybag 0
Curious minds WOULD like to know....!
youaresofucked 0
YDI for being from singapore
maxene 0
I'm from Singapore, ass.
cmac86 24
what exactly was a bra doing in the kitchen anyway?
v1kt4r 13
haha, i c what u did there
Sammara 0
Cupboard is only in the kitchen in the US. It's a wardrobe or a closet basically everywhere else. (Unless you were kidding, in which case, tee hee!)
hockeyfml555 0
because girls stay in kitchens remember? they may leave only to bring us sandwiches jk im not sexist at all it was just a simple joke
hornetchik 0
Wrong, its also used as something in the kitchen in New Zealand. It would be strange for me calling my bedroom wardrobe a cupboard... There are cupboards under the bench and sink in the kitchen etc but not in my room!
AshleyRose784 0
she was just looking for any excuse...time to move on I suppose
plexico 4
Why did you steal her bra and hide it? What are you doing with her panties? Can we have a whiff?
DrunkenValor 0
Maybe it was her last bra as he others (A long with her panties) were stolen by her neighbour, and this was the last straw.
proud_liberal 0
plexico u must be white, only crackers are that sick
Nagasumi 0
YDI for eating her panties!