Today, my girlfriend decided that having OCD will help her lose weight. She is now convinced that walking in and out of doorways multiple times will burn fat. FML
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Today, my girlfriend always assures me she doesn’t care if I’m a little overweight, yet in the past few weeks she’s bought me running shorts, new trainers, a set of professional barbells and weights, a "how to lose weight in your living room" book and installed a treadmill in the garage. FML
Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother-in-law teaching my 11 year-old daughter how to purge herself using a toothbrush. Her logic is that, “If she gets fat, she’ll never get a boyfriend.” She sees nothing wrong, and bitched at me for messing with her future. FML
Today, my daughter expressed wanting to lose weight so I took her to a licensed dietician nutritionist to get her a healthy eating plan, and even made her an appointment with a personal trainer to get her on track. I walked in on her eating a whole box of laxatives, because "this way is faster." FML
Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML
Today, my flatmate has gotten so obese that she's breaking through the solid wood floors just by walking barefoot. She refuses to diet, and we're never getting our deposit back on this place. FML
Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML
Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML
Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML
Today, my girlfriend complained that she always feels like shit, and that she's tried "everything" to feel better. Everything except eating regular healthy meals, exercising, sleeping regularly, drinking water, showering, and changing clothes daily, that is. I pointed this out, and she kicked me out in a rage. FML
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skittlesmeep 4
Tell her sex would burn more calories.
Barr3lR0ll 9
It will, but nowhere near the amount she wants.
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Comments (133)
ButteredRetoast 4
Your girlfriend doesn't seem very bright but there's not really anything to complain about unless she's doing this while your trying to walk by.
hateevryone 15
You don't choose to have OCD. She's an idiot. Why don't she just exercise?
Fsvb 32
This is actually pretty anorexic o_O As long as it stays with this silly thing, it's okay, but it's something you would need to watch.. Even thought it's just a little thing, if she really would be anorexic this is just the start.
redmane 21
Wanting to lose weight doesn't make someone anorexic.
Fsvb 32
@ 116 is that what I said? Because I don't see that. What I mean is that some anorexics try to lose calories every possible way they can, like not sitting down but standing a lot, going up and down the stairs a million times, maybe walking through doors again and again...
GlobalGenocide 8
To be completely fair, it kind of would work... she just wouldn't achieve a whole lot of weight loss using this method lol
EduJav321 24
Technically, she's not wrong...
EduJav321 24
Technically, she's not wrong...
robberry 11
Nervous people lose weight by fidgeting do much.
lucyinthesky420 10
Lol you can't choose to have OCD.. Oops just read the comment that already said that. Oh well. Have a nice day :)
nicrulezdood 5
Having OCD is not a choice, it is a disorder that a lot people spend their entire lives struggling with. That's like "deciding" to have Bi Polar disorder.
doglover100 29
She is not wrong, but exercising would get her faster results. Did she self diagnose herself?