By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was alone in the car with my grandma for five hours while she told me all about the multiple bladder infections she's had in the past year. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 536
You deserved it 3 256

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Be lucky she wasn't talking about vaginal infections or her sex life. Seriously, it could have been a lot more painful...


it's funny because you were talking to your grandma

the_flirtt 0

hah I would of jumped out the car

Is it me, or have you said that a few times already? Is it like your life motto or something? Anyway OP, you might actually learn something from it :D Like, dragging someone with you the next time you're planning on driving your grandma around.

Give her a taste of her own medicine, tell her all about your raging venereal disease. That should shut granny up

mona_is_here 10

Your grandma definitely has lack of communication.

OP hire a hit man and you wont have to deal with her anymore. Or get over it, man up, and say "I don't wanna hear about your ancient pussy, Grandmama!", or somethin' a bit more respectful.

it's funny because your grandmas bladder is infected

mona_is_here 10

22, who are you talking to? Lol

KelceyLoves 0

Well I'm sure she didn't come up with the topic out of the blue. Why'd you bring it up?

1 is right! she could've tried to show you.

BehindTheSun 2

Damn it, now I want cheez its. Thanks #1.

spell-(icup)then say (funny colors) spell-(ihop) then say (ness) i dont know i am bored

You deserved it for putting up with it for 5 hours. FYL for thinking it couldn't of been any worse. FYL for not sleeping. You deserved it for still listening through out 5 hours. You deserved it for lieing. I highly doubt she went on for 5 hours.

BehindTheSun 2
sourgirl101 28

48 Robert I like you being bored. It was funny. Dont forget to look down your shirt and spell A-T-T-I-C. or bend over to tie your shoe and spell R-U-N

MrsxBillxKaulitz 5

better than talking about the runs.

jpeezy122808 0

yep much worse its not like she was sharing her sex life with you! talk about grosss!!! sex and old ppl dont mix! XD

54 i forgot about those haha, since i am bored i will continue with chuck norris crack did u know his tears cure cancer?to bad he never cries

ydi for not being man enough to change the conversation. maybe if you were interesting or had something to say she wouldn't babble on about her bladder infections, lol.

in a fight, the only match for chuck norris is the one he lights you on fire with

Brittney_E 0

at least she wasn't farting throughout the whole five hours....

tweetbaby14 18

wow 48 I haven't heard any of those lame jokes for 10 years. way to go. and OP really if hearing about your grammas muffed up vag is the worst thing that happens to you today then please switch me lives.

deafeningsilence 8

Okay, who takes 5 hours to talk about their many bladder infections? She must have a pretty messed up bladder..

chuck norris doesnt use condoms, nothing can protect you from chuck norris

YDI for being alone in the car with your grandma for five hours while she told you all about the multiple bladder infections she's had in the past year.

LosAngelesSon 8

i agree with 67, 96 is probably old.

I_have_no_clue 0

Who else was she doing to tell?

xoxo31 0

my grandma tells me about her diharrea

Ju99ernaut94 0

hey if you wanted to silence her you shouldve said "ive had genital herpes for six months but you dont hear me complaining " the look on her face priceless lol

Schizomaniac 24

You'd never make it as a physician. Shame on you.

paladinhio 0

marinus stop saying that... it's starting to annoy me And fyl that's bad :/

pssst! *looks around* that's why he's doing it!

Schizomaniac 24

#19, shut up. Your arm is broken, no one cares what you think.