Today, I had a booth at a very expensive craft show. My grandma came to show her support. While there, she managed to knock over my display, get in the way of potential buyers and take down a rather old lady when she supposedly stumbled. This all happened in the first five minutes she was there. FML
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Novennial
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I bet you wish "grandma got run over by a reindeer" right about now.
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imaginaryvoice
| 18
Grandma loves you, sweetie
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sens3sfailing
| 24
#1- that's what next years sculpture is going to be of, either grandma will get the hint, or it will get sold for a lot, because let's face it, art is just...yeah that's about it...anything you fucking want it to be. Guess that's the beauty of it, but also the part that confounds me the most.
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d4m4s74
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"supposedly" translated to English, she did it on purpose to ruin your chances?
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Rowdey
| 10
Hence why it says "supposedly"...
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Trisha_aus
| 15
Learning words on FML is fun eh
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honeybadgerr
| 9
More effective than dictionary.com people
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Rowdey
| 10
Hmm, if only it would work with punctuation. 18 your post seems to be lacking. ;)
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Feared
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Same with yours.
18, your post seems to be lacking.*
18, your post seems to be lacking.*
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MoneyStacks
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Haha damn, I didn't know that this many airheads cared about grammar this much.
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iOceanus
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36) You're only an airhead if you correct people on their grammar, and your grammar isn't any better.
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MoneyStacks
| 4
Haha so you're saying you are an airhead?
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Rowdey
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Ahh, you caught me. I noticed too late to edit it.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Wait. Are you allowed to begin a sentence with a number? Shouldn't it be 'Eighteen'? Or is it appropriate in this context?
I mean, since we want to get all technical...
I mean, since we want to get all technical...
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Sumo69
| 9
Give your grandma some small job to do to keep her busy she just trying to help
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honeybadgerr
| 9
Lol don't you love how grandmas get when their overly excited??
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Sumo69
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Yes I do and I miss my grandma very much
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GirlYouNasty
| 11
59- Damn, 25's comment was so upbeat and funny and then your's just made me sad!
Anyway, I'm so sorry for your loss; I've also lost a grandmother and a grandfather, both of whom I miss terribly every day
Anyway, I'm so sorry for your loss; I've also lost a grandmother and a grandfather, both of whom I miss terribly every day
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BigShOtz07
| 5
Well, after seeing your username, I would be very mad at my grandmother
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DocBastard
| 38
I guess she didn't tell you that she had a competing booth at the other side of the show. That's pure sabotage.
Grandma: 1
You: 0
Grandma: 1
You: 0
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laurenlovesjb
| 20
Hopefully she will leave so you can get some real work done! Good luck fixing things at your booth, OP!
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olpally
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Troll grandma:: expert level. Drunk grandma?? Maybe? Lol. Fyl.
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xGolfWangx
| 5
Grab grannys cane and problem solved OP.
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Lionesse
| 15
Aww. Sorry OP that you lost potential buyers but think about it this way, at least she came and tried to show you support. Some Grandmothers don't do that, and the ones that do, we take for granted and don't appreciate them until they aren't with us anymore.
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GhostChickens
| 17
This was my first thought too. It was nice of her to come and support you and, even though you write "supposedly", is it really that likely that she set out to ruin your chances of selling things? Maybe she actually did just trip and grab the other lady. When I fall, I instinctively reach out to find something to hold me up too. Not usually people, but still.
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MaydayParadexx
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You're drunk grandma go home
Grandma: 1
You: 0