By Anonymous - 15/1/2012 02:00 - United States

FML: Uncensored

Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML

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By JHC88 | 2

#3886697 - Sunday 15 January 2012 9:32

Wow, that was really rude of him.

By werepyre007 | 19

#3886698 - Sunday 15 January 2012 9:33

He didnt ask you to join? That bastard!!

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By JHC88 | 2

#3886697 - Sunday 15 January 2012 9:32

Wow, that was really rude of him.

Kyzahhh | 7

#3886834 - Sunday 15 January 2012 9:46

He ruined possibly the best chance for a threesome, he should be ashamed of himself

jellybeans4833 | 7

#3886842 - Sunday 15 January 2012 9:46

That would've been so awkward.. Eh. You have a really weird friend by the way..

Sanch101 | 7

#3887030 - Sunday 15 January 2012 10:24

Very true some people have no consideration.

eyyitsalejandra | 0

#3887171 - Sunday 15 January 2012 11:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

attaboy368 | 20

#3887892 - Sunday 15 January 2012 16:23

And I thought it was bad when my roommate thought I was asleep and brought in someone to his bed for a little shag...you win the awkward moment award friend

amber34536 | 9

#3888284 - Sunday 15 January 2012 18:31

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

UtterCatastrophe | 4

#3888327 - Sunday 15 January 2012 18:39

94, you're like 12. You don't know anything.

ferrettamer | 6

#3888617 - Sunday 15 January 2012 20:09

You'd be surprised what 12 year old's know nowadays, 95.

JJambiya21 | 0

#3890217 - Monday 16 January 2012 2:30

Damn, even if he didn't want a 3 some they should have either left or had sex on the floor or still rude but better ask you to leave the room for awhile cuz he's just a douche for trying to kick you off FYL OP .

blushy | 14

#3898578 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 14:06

i wouldv'e run away myself. what a sick friend

GnaR_KiLL5150 | 12

#6043585 - Thursday 21 August 2014 2:01

Either move or join in, only 2 options.

LoZelda123 | 20

#6574855 - Tuesday 5 April 2016 23:48

I'd say equally rude of the friend to try hooking up when you're sharing a bed with your friend -_-; common sense is all but dead

justinb97 | 16

#7524990 - Monday 7 August 2017 0:19

And her

By werepyre007 | 19

#3886698 - Sunday 15 January 2012 9:33

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Michael_92 | 19

#3886996 - Sunday 15 January 2012 10:13

Just wow at the pair of them for doing that...and am i the only one that thought pushing off the bed might wake her up??

By CorsairS | 12

#3886700 - Sunday 15 January 2012 9:33

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

OriginalimoaN | 15

#3888884 - Sunday 15 January 2012 22:05

All those thumbs down are the people who have threesomes with their friends...or who want to..

minesbiggerr | 25

#5859503 - Sunday 16 February 2014 2:45

Can you guys just stop and think about it? OPs friend is having sex with her boyfriend on the same bed OP is sleeping on... That's fucked up

By 123josie123 | 11

#3886717 - Sunday 15 January 2012 9:34

Ew they didn't have the decency to wait till you're gone??

girl112891 | 7

#3887714 - Sunday 15 January 2012 14:39

If I woke up to that I'd freak out and shove the both of the bed! That's just sick!

picturescrazy | 24

#3902315 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:12

I don't understand why she DIDN'T freak out on the both of them. That is just completely inconsiderate and disgusting /:

Demon_of_Light | 27

#7524209 - Sunday 6 August 2017 9:49

Not to mention, what kind of person has so little self control that they can't wait one night until they aren't sharing a space so intimately with a friend? Those must be some serious animal urges.

By jalapeno64 | 10

#3886720 - Sunday 15 January 2012 9:35

Well now you know not to sleep over at your friend's house

By halfbakedlogic | 6

#3886722 - Sunday 15 January 2012 9:35

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MilkmanPsycho | 7

#3887609 - Sunday 15 January 2012 13:58

His cock was clearly not blocked.

By perdix | 29

#3886731 - Sunday 15 January 2012 9:37

We don't know how good he was. You could have been right about it begin a nightmare!

Pentium_4 | 26

#3887119 - Sunday 15 January 2012 10:52

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

4rmMiami | 4

#3890521 - Monday 16 January 2012 4:28

Ur so funny:)

yesmanddd | 4

#4915942 - Monday 10 September 2012 18:05

It's funny how when posters like person or other 'famous' posters make spelling or grammar mistakes no one corrects them though they probably would have done so had anyone else made that same post. Just saying

Cyza Tejano | 7

#7523897 - Sunday 6 August 2017 3:31

lol

By superpoptart | 24

#3886772 - Sunday 15 January 2012 9:40

Your friend & company should have the decency to kick you out of the room first. That's just a really uncomfortable position to be in.

cinderellacat | 0

#3886847 - Sunday 15 January 2012 9:48

Or they could always just wait till op was not sleeping over like normal people

alphaskater09 | 9

#3886998 - Sunday 15 January 2012 10:13

Was that a pun referring to an uncomfortable sex position? I thought it was funny

CadyAsInKatie | 8

#3888743 - Sunday 15 January 2012 20:39

Or the decency to NOT DO IT WHILE SHE'S HAVING A SLEEPOVER! I'd be do pissed, that A) I'd leave that not and not talk to her for awhile and B) never sleep over her house again.

By omfg_creepers | 8

#3886775 - Sunday 15 January 2012 9:40

Threesome?

By BeaterOfTheDrums | 15

#3886785 - Sunday 15 January 2012 9:41

Wtf why would you try to have sex when there's someone sleeping RIGHT there.. Fly op they have no decency.