jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
buggermonster
United States
Caught in 4K
Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML
B'Dawk
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML
unattractive
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
btg
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
Anonymous
Too stupid
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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crazycar 0
This is ******* hilarious. You're all cracking me up.
divxman_fml 0
i don't get it, your nose is trying to get boogers out of your system, then you put them right back in?? that's almost like.. well let's just end it there.
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Comments (129)
RebeccaWvvv 0
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!!!:D Lmao
locklock 0
mmmmm that sounds amazing
hahayousucks 3
that's just gross
greendaygirl112 0
there should b a who gives a sh*t button cause i dont
GiddyXD 0
thats hilarious and disgusting on so many levels!
shayyyyy 0
WTF...I mean like everyone said it's one thing to pick your nose but to eat it?!?? your gf probably won't be making out with u anytime soon
sukhdeep 4
stupid bugar eating bitch
dont_stop_believ 0
sickoo
Bobby64 29
This is the EXACT same as a previous FML, only from a different perspective. >_> http://www.fmylife.com/love/10358092
victoria4161993 0
hahahaha then don't do that