jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
buggermonster
United States
Caught in 4K
Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML
B'Dawk
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML
unattractive
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
btg
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
Anonymous
Too stupid
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
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crazycar 0
This is ******* hilarious. You're all cracking me up.
divxman_fml 0
i don't get it, your nose is trying to get boogers out of your system, then you put them right back in?? that's almost like.. well let's just end it there.
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Comments (129)
j_neee17 0
I'm amazed at the amount of people who say they eat boogers . Are you kidding me ? I just gagged you people are nasty !
shanniemac 2
Sweet Jesus....
TurnpikeTwister 0
Not really a bad thing, there's plenty of time for the three rings: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering!
ZombieLoveA 0
HAHA! He umm, he just thought it felt so good that he needed something to distract him or else he was gonna pass out? Let's go with that story aha
threeminutesfrom 0
WTF is wrong with you people that's nasty lol
cherrygurl101 0
Yeah only losers do that.
sjhill 32
loverly...
LadyKnightmare_fml 1
YDI Thats gross...
MidnightTrue 16
Eww that's disgusting
Coffeebang 17
Yuck